The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and… — Julian Tuwim Copy Share Image
Feet were made, not given for dancing, but to walk modestly, not to leap impudently like camels. — Saint John Chrysostom Copy Share Image
“You take one step closer and I'll slit your throat, you mung-encrusted camel-fucker.” — Peter Bagge Copy Share Image
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Straining at gnats and swallowing camels is a required course in law schools. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“They strain over gnats and swallow camels. They also cannibalize each other for power.” — Mike Duran Copy Share Image
“I want to spit back at a camel and ask him what he's so sour about. Maybe camels are the real 'Old… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Learn to recognize the counterfeit coins that may buy you just a moment of pleasure, But then drag you for days like… — Hafez Copy Share Image
The covetous man is like a camel with a great hunch on his back; heaven's gate must be made Higher and broader,… — Thomas Adams Copy Share Image
A camel is a horse designed by a committee and a committee's a sweet running piece of machinery compared to any government. — Gordon R. Dickson Copy Share Image
Egyptians are like camels: they can put up with beatings, humiliation and starvation for a long time but when they rebel they… — Alaa Al Aswany Copy Share Image
As a camel beareth labor, and heat, and hunger, and thirst, through deserts of sand, and fainteth not; so the fortitude of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well I come from a land, from a far away place, where the caravan camels roam. They will cut of your ear… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I take pleasure in the little things. Double cheeseburgers, those are good, the sky ten minutes before it rains,the moment your laugh… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
So, we've gone from covered wagons to going to the moon in just under 100 years. For all the centuries and thousands… — Edgar Mitchell Copy Share Image
Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel? Polonius: By the mass, and ‘tis like a camel, indeed.… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Ah, the camel of Cairo! ... He went quietly and comfortably through the narrowest lanes and the densest crowds by the mere… — Sara Jeannette Duncan Copy Share Image
The strongest animals on earth are plant eaters. Every creature we've enlisted to do the work we couldn't handle - the horse,… — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
Sybil's female forebears had valiantly backed up their husbands as distant embassies were besieged, had given birth on a camel or in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The soul should take care of the body, just as the pilgrim on his way to Makkah takes care of his camel;… — Al-Ghazali Copy Share Image
“My life is absolutely meaningless. When I consider the different periods into which it falls, it seems like the word Schnur in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'd think that would have been forgotten long ago. But no, no sooner has a little grass grown over it than some… — Kerstin Gier Copy Share Image
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret: The million other straws underneath it. — Mos Def Copy Share Image
Never get the saying wrong on camels day ... I'm telling you now DO NOT... beware of the camel stay safe kids... — Natalya Johnson Copy Share Image
The most repulsive thing you could ever imagine is the inside of a camel's mouth. That and watching a girl eat octopus… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
In a way, I'd rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an in-depth interview. I'd… — Warren Beatty Copy Share Image
As with cows, mares, female camels, slave girls, buffalo cows, she goats, and ewes, it is not the begetter ,or his owner… — Guru Nanak Copy Share Image
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to… — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Astride a horse I am not, nor camel-like carry a load, Subjects I have none, nor follow any sultan's code; I worry… — Saadi Copy Share Image
If men had been forbidden to make porridge of camel's dung, they would have done it, saying that they would not have… — Muhammad Copy Share Image
I've been on camels before, lumbering slowly through the desert - not hugely exciting, but I enjoyed the 'Lawrence of Arabia' vibe. — Fiona Bruce Copy Share Image
“sides yellowed by too many unfiltered Camels. The whole place had the feel of a neighborhood hangout for people too stupid to… — Julia Kent Copy Share Image
On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of… — Walter Moers Copy Share Image
A peasant can no more help believing in a traditional superstition than a horse can help trembling when be sees a camel. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Camels are snobbish and sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurasthenic-- even murderous. Reindeer seem over-serious. — Marianne Moore Copy Share Image
