You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that's not even a camel. It's actually a… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret: The million other straws underneath it. — Mos Def Copy Share Image
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
It's the oasis," said the camel driver. "Well, why don't we go there right now?" the boy asked. "Because we have to… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Then when Gladys Knight came in to do my songs that was the straw that broke the camel's back. — Brenda Holloway Copy Share Image
Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get… — Jerry Pate Copy Share Image
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you? — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
It is a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop meringues into a black hole. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If men had been forbidden to make porridge of camel's dung, they would have done it, saying that they would not have… — Muhammad Copy Share Image
In a way, I'd rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an in-depth interview. I'd… — Warren Beatty Copy Share Image
There is a time in our lives, usually in mid-life, when a woman has to make a decision - possibly the most… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
But camels, though odious to view and endowed with the offensive spirit, did not enjoy the blessing of pachydermaty. — F. E. Adcock Copy Share Image
I was thinking recently, If the body really is the new dress, as some are saying - with women buying boobs, butts,… — Alber Elbaz Copy Share Image
“If not prevented, desertification of the world can one day make the camels as the best and the sole cars of our… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
So, we've gone from covered wagons to going to the moon in just under 100 years. For all the centuries and thousands… — Edgar Mitchell Copy Share Image
When I want to draw a camel I no longer limit myself, as I once did, to looking only at camels. — Jean Dubuffet Copy Share Image
It is far easier for the proverbial camel to pass through the needle's eye, hump and all, than for an erstwhile colonial… — Kwame Nkrumah Copy Share Image
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to… — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
A peasant can no more help believing in a traditional superstition than a horse can help trembling when be sees a camel. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
I was hanging out in gers [yurts] with these Kazakh sort of Bedouins. Drank nasty-ass camel milk. The drive [from the Souther… — Michelle Rodriguez Copy Share Image
“The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins. They are so much brighter that they soon realised that the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A fox looked at his shadow at sunrise and said, “I will have a camel for lunch today.” And all morning he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image