Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
"Grandmother" doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren. — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Which was just that it would… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
I play a girl called Patti in the film 'Patti Cake$,' and she's a girl from New Jersey, and she dreams of… — Danielle Macdonald Copy Share Image
“Into this cake Lila had baked three gifts: a cool hand to test for fevers, a kiss with the power to chase… — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
I'm gluten-free, dairy-free, and I try to keep a low-sugar diet, although from time to time, I'll have a bite of cake… — Gabrielle Bernstein Copy Share Image
“Relax, princess. If your prince arrives, I'll vacate. Just keeping you company. Besides, he should know better than to leave a beautiful… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
I love being at home now, improving my cooking. I've got a really bad memory, so my first attempts were a disaster… — Katy B Copy Share Image
Most men want to have their cake and eat it, too, but when he is ready and has found 'the one,' then… — Meagan Good Copy Share Image
A lot of people are programmed to think, 'Oh, I want to do this, but I also want this.' It's like they… — Metro Boomin Copy Share Image
You would think that growing up in a foreign country would be so easy and fitting in would be a piece of… — Shibani Dandekar Copy Share Image
No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Some people think that macrobiotic philosophy is no more than the teaching of a diet - the eating of brown rice, carrots,… — George Ohsawa Copy Share Image
“The little I have, I share with you; the little you have, you also share with me. Together we all have a… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
Flesh-meats will depreciate the blood. Cook meat with spices, and eat it with rich cakes and pies, and you have a bad… — Ellen G. White Copy Share Image
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When I first came into the league, we went 13-3 with a first-round bye, and I said, 'OK, this is how the… — Tony Gonzalez Copy Share Image
Dear kc, this is a gift of my aprrecation and to show how much you mean to couldnt say it so I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be hit by a Sara Lee truck tomorrow. Which is not a bad way of going: 'Richard Simmons Found in… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to… — Richard Harris Copy Share Image
You don't want to raise a kid in a culture where the kid who asks the most questions is annoying. You want… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
It's always a good idea to chill your crab cake mixture for a few hours, or even overnight, before frying because they'll… — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
“She's under duress," Peaseblossom said. "I don't care if she's under duress, over it, or alongside it," Moth said. "Nothing in this… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death." "Don't be so superior. You can never tell what you will find… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
What can cake teach you about life? That practice makes perfect, and if you try something once, it probably won't be perfect,… — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
If I were flying, I would travel to a perfect place. A place with frosted cakes and beautiful flowers and excellent trees… — Kyo Maclear Copy Share Image
Constructing a social system that tends to those who agree with it is a piece of cake compared to constructing one that… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
Architecture is the beginning of something because it's - if you're not involved in first principles, if you're not involved in the… — Thom Mayne Copy Share Image
I love roast chicken, juicy summer tomatoes, and carrot cake slathered with tangy cream-cheese frosting. — Samin Nosrat Copy Share Image
I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're… — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
“Everyone takes the picture of the kid with the birthday cake on his face," he said once. "Wait for the unexpected. That's… — corrine jackson Copy Share Image
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I have a great family, and I have a great home, husband, and son. So I think that's probably all anyone ever… — Erika Jayne Copy Share Image
Let me see you do the 'rag time dance'... Turn left and do the 'Cake walk prance'... Turn the other way and… — Scott Joplin Copy Share Image
I'm addicted to food, so if you bring the cake and stuff to my house, I might walk by and take a… — Fat Joe Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think it's always wonderful to dress people in the public eye. It's the icing on the cake and such an endorsement… — Jenny Packham Copy Share Image
