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![“Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] "Look, they nearly missed!" "Yes, but not quite.” quote by George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/982/george-carlin-155_airline_here-s-a-phrase-that-apparently-the-airl_3054131.jpg)
