Life is like smoking weeds, roll up your problems, lick down your solutions, burn your past, inhale the good shit and exhale… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
I feel like... I don't have a wife, I don't have a kids, but... I see rappers and I'm like, I know… — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
Those teenagers that sit in their rooms, crying themselves to sleep, with anxiety and depression. Were once the current children, who have… — Ream Copy Share Image
I like Madonna a lot. I think she's really good and I think she's a good singer. I think she looks good… — Chrissie Hynde Copy Share Image
It's total bullshit," he said. "The whole thing. Eighty percent survival rate and he's in the twenty percent? Bullshit. He was such… — John Green Copy Share Image
You make the work for yourself first and the next line is the people you trust, and you know that they're going… — Robert Longo Copy Share Image
It's mighty funny that I get a txt saying your tired and going to bed but after saying gn I see your… — Nikkileigh321 Copy Share Image
I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Do you sometimes wish you could fast-forward a week? You know something bad's coming up, and you know you'll get through it,… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
People said I should accept the world. Bullshit! I don't accept the world. — Richard Stallman Copy Share Image
Just that dwelling and planning is bullshit, you dwell on the past, you can’t move forward. Spend too much time planning for… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
On the one hand, rock is so predictable, but at the same time, the basic idea that an artist can cut through… — Casey Spooner Copy Share Image
No, it's okay, I totally wanted to drop everything I was doing today to take care of your bullshit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've got to appeal to the pride in people. When a woman is flabby and soft, she's unattractive. When you married a… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
It was about the compelling need to make countries get along to prevent war, in contrast with the totally petty and selfish… — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
At one time I was so much involved in the religious bullshit that I used to go around calling myself a Christian… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Neoliberalism is vulnerable. When it comes to talking about social provisions, the only argument they have is the argument of barbarians: that… — Henry Giroux Copy Share Image
