I wonder if people can actually taste the bullshit as it spills out of their mouths. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's bullshit what that bullshitter says. A story's a story, whether it's beautiful or bullshit.” — Hassan Blasim Copy Share Image
Don't let anyone kick you down, but if they do, don't be afraid to pick yourself up and dust yourself off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you think your life is the hands of other people so they should treat you with care. — Crosby Kwaw Copy Share Image
“Why do people say available,actually they are not pertaining to...this is Bullshit!!” — Nikhil Deshpande Copy Share Image
The idea that America exists in a culture of violence is bullshit. What America exists in is a culture of Kardashian. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
To me, Twitter seems like a way for people to just let the world know about the most mundane bullshit that crosses… — Phil Elvrum Copy Share Image
“It's a piece of piss. You know what I do? I just get up and read the paper. Then people ask questions,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
If you can't share what's important to you with the people around you, then you have no relationships. It's all just proximity,… — Stefan Molyneux Copy Share Image
But it feels good to love a thing and not expect anything back. It feels good to not get an argument or… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested… — The Rev Copy Share Image
Those teenagers that sit in their rooms, crying themselves to sleep, with anxiety and depression. Were once the current children, who have… — Ream Copy Share Image
The HiiiPower Movement is a movement that's going on all throughout the world like a virus. It's about being on a higher… — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
Every time you're exposed to advertising in America you're reminded that this country's most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
People are brought up to think, "It's nice to be modest. It's nice to hide your light under a bushel." Well, bullshit!… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Trump will never give up his style, his way to target his enemies. The Americans are fed up with the bullshit they… — Michael T. Flynn Copy Share Image
I feel like throughout history we've heard bullshit from politicians, but now we're at the perfect intersection of technology and entertainment where… — Morgan Spurlock Copy Share Image
Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
I once heard some idiot on the radio saying that all great art has suffering as its dominant theme, and that the… — Bart Yates Copy Share Image
AS the days go by, and I dont see her, I feel like cutting or killing myself. I miss her so much!!… — Kaile Stewart Copy Share Image
After becoming established as a surfboard manufacturer and surf film producer whose films were shown on TV, all of a sudden all… — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
whenever they get a chance, never fear, people make you waste hours and months ... they use you as a wall to… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
I know exactly what that movie's [Brokeback mountain] about. I can't define it; it doesn't tie up in a perfect bow. But… — Jake Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
Some people call me a trouble-maker. Wrong, I am a bitch who speaks the truth and won't put up with your shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Religion causes wars,’ ‘guns kill people,’ it’s all the same old bullshit!” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
The Grass is always greener on the other side, simply because it is fertilized with bullshit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's mighty funny that I get a txt saying your tired and going to bed but after saying gn I see your… — Nikkileigh321 Copy Share Image
And as an afterthought, this too must be told: Some people have taken pure bullshit and turned it into gold. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
Dont believe everything you hear :b because chances are its all BULLSHIT! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They say just give up; that the world cannot be changed. Just live your life the best you can. Bullshit!” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
Elvis is English, and climbs the hills. Can't tell the bullshit from the lies. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
“No one believes in the koseh she’r”—the bullshit—“that you’re going to say.” — Maziar Bahari Copy Share Image
“All of this was well meaning bullshit. But bullshit is still bullshit and will never be mistaken for McDonald's secret sauce.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image