Bullshit Quotes · Page 22

Writers that pretend to be in the throes of some kind of genius-demon, some kind of possessing spirit that refuses to let…

— Matt Fraction

Are you the bitch, that told the bitch, that I was a bitch, well guess what bitch, it takes a bitch to…

— Meslf

Olive Garden says 'If you're here ur Family.' Bullshit, I've yet to have someone walk up to me drunk and say that…

— Anonymous

I know that all over America there's probably politicians sending out pictures of themselves signing that mandatory helmet bill, but it's bullshit.…

— Dave Barry

If you want to become enlightened, you've got to get all the bullshit out of your life. You have to clear up…

— Frederick Lenz

Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it

— Eric Ambler

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-CHUUUUUUUUU sorry Im allergic to bullshit get away from me before I get sick of you

— Bigboyalweezy

Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety…

— Hunter S. Thompson

In terms of content, a lot of rap is crap, with all the sexism and homophobic bullshit. It's incredible how rappers are…

— Nellie McKay

I started thinking about the endless bullshit about quotas, and how certain types of character are fine "as long as it's important…

— Hal Duncan

I think there's a lot of unnecessary bullshit on the Internet. You can drown in it.

— Sky Ferreira

A lot of people are promoting records that are just throw-it-agains t-the-wall-see- if-it-sticks meaningless bullshit. Everybody has the responsibility to do the…

— Dave Grohl

We buy shit we don't like with money we don't have to impress people we don't like

— Sniper Alpacino

I do not stand for the bs. At all. Come correct or I'll check you.

— Enhance Dreams

It's hard to find people to trust in the record industry, always. It's an industry with a lot of bullshit. There's a…

— Zac Hanson

I once heard some idiot on the radio saying that all great art has suffering as its dominant theme, and that the…

— Bart Yates

I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about…

— Tucker Max

I haven't played a single game all year. This is bullshit!

— Georges Laraque

You have more power, more control than you could possibly imagine. My heart is in your hands. That's not bullshit. I'm not…

— Maya Banks

I know exactly what that movie's [Brokeback mountain] about. I can't define it; it doesn't tie up in a perfect bow. But…

— Jake Gyllenhaal

When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet…

— Maddox

The big leap that happened to me and my business came to me when one of my rules disappeared... So much of…

— Vishen Lakhiani

I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“If you say bullshit on things come in handy, better revise it before others say otherwise.”

— Toba Beta

Sick and tired of hearing all the same excuses. Words mean nothing now I ain't got time for all this bullshit.

— Darren Styles