“Don’t you get sick and tired of other people’s bullshit? I certainly do. - Calvin Vandegrift” — Calvin Vandegrift Copy Share Image
“Dear Journal, I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit.” — Whitney G Copy Share Image
There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Girl I am so glad you finally figure out why; I want to get between your legs !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I think that is just about as dishonest as a person giving a bad interview. I despise people like that; they don't… — Lemmy Kilmister Copy Share Image
Please dont mistake my kindness for weakness, my tolerance of BS for insecurity nor my silence for stupidity...Im not confronting you because… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Intoxicated With the madness I'm in love with My sadness Bullshit beggars, enchanted kingdom Fashion victims through their charcoaled teeth — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
Never be disappointed if someone close to you believed the bullshit that someone had to say about you, because at the end… — AR Copy Share Image
“all paperwork is, pardon my language, Ms Li, pestilential putrefaction designed to confound the real work of society in a quagmire of… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“These are the attributes of Bullshit people; they will...blur your imagination, take your endowments for a piece of debris, make you ridiculous,… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I've always thought that comedy was just another dramatic expression. I try to measure the amount of truth in a work rather… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
“getting old means getting lucky sometimes means sometimes you learn & along with other sweeter acquisitions you learn that nine tenths of… — John Thomas Idlet (John Thomas Copy Share Image
First time I saw an alligator gar I damn near threw up. They ain't natural anything get that big. It's ten feet… — Bukka White Copy Share Image
When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet… — Maddox Copy Share Image
The only thing I can say that is not bullshit is that you do have to learn to write in a way… — Kevin Canty Copy Share Image
Emmies, for example, most of that's bullshit. Oscars are even worse. We have a strange, terrible affliction in this town. Everybody walks… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things… — John Patrick Shanley Copy Share Image
Being on the road, the Internet enables me to interact with people in some way. It's not so much interacting with my… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
Despite what your daily dose of bullshit may lead you to believe. I am forever about this Young Money team. — Drake Copy Share Image
“Until cancer, you care about a lot of bullshit that doesn’t really matter.” — A. S. King Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to stop being so serious and go a little crazy. Forget the bullshit and live day by day baby. — Megan Lara Copy Share Image
“I wasn't sure which was worse - to know you were a liar or to believe your own bullshit.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
Are you the bitch, that told the bitch, that I was a bitch, well guess what bitch, it takes a bitch to… — Meslf Copy Share Image
F*ck some people throw the words 'I love you' around like it's a f*cking beach ball. — Jazmin Thomason Copy Share Image
Know that Truth sees through bullshit. So if you can't handle looking at Truth, you must be a Devil's culprit. — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Even if you have dark skin. Don't be sad. 'Coz is hurts more to be skinless. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Don't be surprised when I walk away, I won't deal with your bullshit forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit. — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
Don't put up with shit because when people think they can get away with bullshit they keep doing it. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit. — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit. — Jon Gruden Copy Share Image
