Bullshit Quote by Sarah Moores Download Open image “My bullshitometer went off the dial and broke my giveashit function.” — Sarah Moores ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bullshit
Hey Ridley, that Machometer is acting screwy. It just went off the scale on me. — Chuck Yeager Copy Share Image
I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 — Randy Glasbergen Copy Share Image
I miss slamming my phone shut when I got off a call mad, not poking my screen in an angry rage...... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Customer Service - Instead of monitoring this call for quality purposes, how about you just listen to what I need and fix it!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was a long period of time where I tried to figure out what worked, what didn't work. — Josh Lucas Copy Share Image
Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you. — Billy Mays Copy Share Image
My past mistakes are mine some I don't like some have made me who I am and some you may not accept but to… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Boys r like starz... there a million of em out there, but only one can make ur dreams come true. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I'm not going to apologize for being me, I'm just sorry you can't accept me for who I am. I am who I am.… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
The reason why daughters love their DAD the most is coz they know that there is at least one man out there who will… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
To be a star, you must walk your own path, shine your own light and not be afraid of the darkness, because that's when… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Actions speak louder than words. It's not the things you say that are important, it's the things you do that prove everything. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Sometimes people come in and out of our lives for a reason. It is the people that taught you something valuable about life that… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Hanging on to someone who isn't adding value to your life isn't loyalty, that's stupidity. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Small minds blame others for their misery. Maturity comes when we take ownership of our own destiny and take responsibility for our own happiness. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I rap when I'm rich. I rap when I'm broke. I rap when I'm bullshit in the street. I rap about only having one… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation. — Brad Blanton Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
My biggest advice would be to take the pictures you want to take. Don’t think about the marketplace, what sells or what an editor… — David LaChapelle Copy Share Image
We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
How can I set free anyone who doesn't have the guts to stand up alone and declare his own freedom? I think it's a… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
The idea of photography as evidence is pure bullshit. A photo is no more proof of any reality than what you may hear being… — Marc Riboud Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“I wasn't sure which was worse - to know you were a liar or to believe your own bullshit.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
This idea that the employment of women, the movement of women outside the home into the work world, and their demand for equality is… — Betty Friedan Copy Share Image
“It's a piece of piss. You know what I do? I just get up and read the paper. Then people ask questions, and I… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
