When I worked at a coffee shop, my job was scrambling the eggs for the breakfast burritos, and I used to be… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
The real test of your Christianity is not how pious you look at the Lord's table on Sunday, but how you act… — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
Never did we plan the morrow, for we had learned that in the wilderness some new and irresistible distraction is sure to… — Aldo Leopold Copy Share Image
Rebus was eating breakfast in the canteen and wishing there was more caffeine in the coffee, or more coffee in the coffee… — Ian Rankin Copy Share Image
Young poets are advised by their elders to avoid the practice of journalism as they would wet socks and gin before breakfast. — Archibald MacLeish Copy Share Image
As a healthy person, my breakfasts are very bland and boring. Think kind of a white pasty gruel. Or there can be… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
I take my kids to school. And if I go to work, I go to work, and they visit me on set.… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
A lot of hotels have beautiful chandeliers because the asset owner is emotional about having chandeliers in the property. I always say… — Ritesh Agarwal Copy Share Image
Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and I definitely have a hearty breakfast before I do anything. — Mayer Hawthorne Copy Share Image
If I look at the fighters that are coming through, fighters like Carl Froch for instance, do I worry about fighters like… — Joe Calzaghe Copy Share Image
I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself,… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I'm not very into pastas or heavy foods like meat, but pastries, especially if they come from a really nice French bakery,… — Barbara Fialho Copy Share Image
With 'The Big Breakfast', the only way I can describe it is you spend your life jet-lagged, because of the hours. It's… — Liza Tarbuck Copy Share Image
Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
In a psychiatric hospital, a lot of people believe that people on TV are talking to them directly through the screen. I'm… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
Dig a trench through a landfill and you will see layers of phone books like geographical strata or layers of cake.... During… — William Rathje Copy Share Image
I do Sierra Mist commercials not because they pay me a lot of money or because it only takes a couple of… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I eat a lot of pasta. We eat relatively healthy. I don't eat fast food, mostly home-cooked stuff. Chicken. Salads. Stuff like… — John John Florence Copy Share Image
He almost danced to the fridge, found the three least hairy things in it, put them on a plate and watched them… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The next day, she was silent. For breakfast, she murdered an onion and served it raw. — Adam Johnson Copy Share Image
