“She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch." ” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“I am not going to be the person who completes you,” he said, glancing at me and turning away. “You are one… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“MARIE [Alone, after apause.] Whata bitch I am. I could stab myself. - Oh, what a world! Everything goes to hell anyhow,… — Georg Büchner Copy Share Image
If BITCH'S got shit to say about you just listen to everthinq they say cause they just want to be you one… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Blue color game all day until my flesh harden. So pardon what you might have thought the bitch's still clea.r Different chefs… — Wale Copy Share Image
Im a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, which is apart of nature and nature… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My name is not a dick so hating ass bitch please keep my name out your disgusting ass mouth. — Kheyshia Hickson Copy Share Image
“You just called me a bitch! But that's not a bad thing. See what I meant was you're an unapologetic hard ass!” — Z.L. Arkadie Copy Share Image
Nigga I'm racked up and I'm racked out, fuck a bitch 'til she tap out. Fuck a bitch then I pass out,… — Meek Mill Copy Share Image
Being me is not easy. But that doesn't mean that I am going to let you change that to try and make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to hate her because she's a bitch, hate yourself for being bitchy enough to notice the bitchiness in her. — Tshepo Koos Copy Share Image
If You Are Talking Bullshit About Me Than Make Sure Tht Your Hands Are On Your Ass !! Bitch I'll Fuck Your… — Karal Copy Share Image
Where my bitch at? Look a hot girl is a silent hoe, if a bitch get outta line she a violent hoe. — BG Copy Share Image
My boyfriend I love him so much he my one and only I caant wait to spead the rest of my life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay...live my life in hotels. Bitch better have my room right. If they kill me, bury me a legend. Bitch better have… — Drake Copy Share Image
“I don't remember using a dirty pipe like that. My pipe isn't a cheap piece of crap. It was made by the… — Sorachi Hideaki Copy Share Image
I'm not the type to send flowers, I'm more the type to send a bitch home after we finish fucking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to but that shows me, slut, you're composed to. — NWA Copy Share Image
My bitch so ugly I put a paper bag over her face then then I got taste of some chow mein — Young Greg Copy Share Image
“If that bitch was my mother I would tell her exactly where to go and even buy her a fucking express ticket… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
Fuck what you heard, Recognize what you see. Just remeber this, That bitch will never be me. — Sherry Berry Copy Share Image
If your boyfriend don't like that niggah, don't talk to him. If your girlfriend don't like that bitch, don't talk to her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't judge the book by its cover, I judge the cover by its book. And guess what, the book is still… — Unkown Copy Share Image
By bitch a choosey lover, never fuck without a rubber. Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover. — UGK Copy Share Image
If you dont like me, theres nothing I can do NEWS FLASH BITCH I dont live to please you. — Frenchqueen Copy Share Image
“Egotistical, double-crossing, lying son of a bitch needs to have his balls peeled with a rusty spoon.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Niggas think that I be being a bitch, It's nothing personal its just I hate being played...that shit has happened too many… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The moon’s a mean old bitch. She doesn’t care why your suit fails. She just kills you when it does.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Leo and she's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“She was like some kind of Energizer Bunny nonstop bitch machine...She needed three more husbands, so we could all take shifts listening… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Mother nature is a bitch, she hides her weaknesses and makes them look like her strengths.” — Dakarai Alberty Copy Share Image
Ya call me a bitch? well, a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature… — Eliza Brittany Lawn Copy Share Image
“I'll make you scream for your mama, and then I'll fuck you in front of her. And you'll like it. Is this… — Sidelined Mercy Celeste Copy Share Image
“She’d have Brandon’s kids to kill that bitch now, having Shawn’s would be a pleasure. Actually, she was quite sure of that,… — D.R. Rosier Copy Share Image
“Wait? Is she trying to intimidate me? Because if she is… it just might work. Bitch be scary.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
To: all that think so From: a beautiful bitch that knows so Boobs don't make you beautiful — Cassandra Crosby Copy Share Image
You call me a bitch your calling me a female dog ,dogs bark,bark is on trees,trees are nature,nature is beautiful,so your calling… — Rocky_knows_best Copy Share Image
Bitch, your so fake that when you dive into a pool your tits are like airbags, that make you float! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of bitch that no matter how hard you try to knock me down you will never be able to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image