Listening Quote by Victor Gischler

“I am starting to think she is the kind of bitch that boils bunnies.”

— Kathy-Jo Reinhart

“Really, Scarlett, I can't go all my life, waiting to catch you between husbands.”

— Margaret Mitchell

“Mary Kay would come home after being two hours late and sit in her car for a half hour and go through mail and…

— Gregg Olsen

“Are you all right to drive without me talking you home?” He laughed a little. “You know what? I can’t remember doing this before.…

— Robyn Carr

“Control her Neal, or else she will need new parts. No one calls my wife a bitch. . . with the exception of me.”

— J.J. McAvoy

“Now she saw that marriage was like being in a three-legged race with the same person for the rest of your life. Your hopes,…

— J. Courtney Sullivan

“She and her friends would talk about their husbands like they were children, or pets - some strange species responsible for bad smells and…

— Jennifer Weiner

“daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by…

— Lewis Carroll

“Why was it that when she was aching for a man, everyone was married, but when she was giving them up, so many men…

— Shannon Hale

“She was a beautiful woman, fresh-scrubbed and wholesome. Just like his ex-fiancee. A heartless floozy in disguise.”

— Peggy Webb

“I ran over a dog last night on my way home, and then I wondered what my wife had made for dinner. The two…

— Jarod Kintz

“She spent so much of her new life wanting to get a break from the kids, then the rest of her time impatient to…

— Chris Pavone