“That was life, wasn’t it? You spend so much of it trying to find happiness, and then when you get some, you worry every day something is going to take it away.” — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“At first, the pinpricks felt like hot fly bites down the soft white skin over her spine and along her shoulders. The first time… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“He heard the hiss of an arrow followed by the thud of a body hitting the ground. They’d hit one of the riders behind… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“Fifty-one hybrids and ten MINI coopers. We're the most eco-friendly assault force in history.” — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“Big Stupid leapt up. Little Duane had a gun. Big Stupid punched Little Duane so hard his whole family tree died back to the… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“That was life, wasn’t it? You spend so much of it trying to find happiness, and then when you get some, you worry every… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“She was like some kind of Energizer Bunny nonstop bitch machine...She needed three more husbands, so we could all take shifts listening to her.” — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“Mortimer had maxed three credit cards stocking the cave with canned goods and medical supplies and tools and everything a man needed to live… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“Don’t you feel it? History is thrusting us into the path of … something. I don’t know. Really, I’m not sure how to explain,… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image