“Big Stupid leapt up. Little Duane had a gun. Big Stupid punched Little Duane so hard his whole family tree died back to the Middle Ages.” — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“At first, the pinpricks felt like hot fly bites down the soft white skin over her spine and along her shoulders. The first time… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“He heard the hiss of an arrow followed by the thud of a body hitting the ground. They’d hit one of the riders behind… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
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“Big Stupid leapt up. Little Duane had a gun. Big Stupid punched Little Duane so hard his whole family tree died back to the… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“That was life, wasn’t it? You spend so much of it trying to find happiness, and then when you get some, you worry every… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“She was like some kind of Energizer Bunny nonstop bitch machine...She needed three more husbands, so we could all take shifts listening to her.” — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“Mortimer had maxed three credit cards stocking the cave with canned goods and medical supplies and tools and everything a man needed to live… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“Don’t you feel it? History is thrusting us into the path of … something. I don’t know. Really, I’m not sure how to explain,… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
