Bitch Quote by Sorachi Hideaki

One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly pissing up a drainpipe!'

— Robert Bly

“Pipe down cunt”

— Harland Miller

“Toilet bowl basins need to be deeper, because every time I sit down my penis clogs the pipe.”

— Jarod Kintz

The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things…

— Anonymous

That conversation... was as dirty as a sewer! It is not enough for you to take no part in it. You must show your…

— Josemaria Escriva

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

— Arthur Baer

“Unfortunately, my stupid bathroom sink pipes aren’t going to be added to that list of accomplishments anytime soon. I don’t know if the slip…

— Gina L. Maxwell

“Mr. Payton was at work on his pipe again, lighting and coaxing it. "They need constant attention, pipes, like babies and guinea hens," he…

— Elizabeth Enright

“I turned on the water then returned to the door jamb. “That’s not fair, you’re nice and clean.” “I am?” He took a few…

— Nicole Castro

People took the word "clean" out of context. My mother had an expression: "clean as a whistle, sharp as a tack." I inherited her…

— Joe Biden

“I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in Home Depot…

— John Cheese

I see all sorts of things when I'm clearing my pipes.

— Janet Morris