“Liam's hash brown casserole can only be described as so over-the-top ridiculous I fear Paula Deen is sitting somewhere cackling about it.… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
I thoroughly enjoy my children's birthdays, despite the fact their parties are an apocalyptic mix of hall-booking, Nerf-gun-hiring, refreshment-organising and talking to… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
“Birthdays: without them we'd be immortal. But just because you're not immortal, doesn't mean you can't be immature indefinitely.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think this year I am going to ask for a bouncy house on the dance floor. At my age, the bouncy… — Tammi Post Copy Share Image
On my 7th birthday, in 1970, I left India and came to America: to this land of incredible opportunity. — Shiva Ayyadurai Copy Share Image
You are a gift to the world. How is that for a reverse birthday wish. Happy Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Birthday be filled with so many laughs that I can hear them through all the distance between us. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
03032014... You have grown so much since the day I first held you in my arms... and now, on your 1st birthday… — Me Copy Share Image
On your Birthday, my dear sister, I wish I can go back in time and slap myself every time I hurt you.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Live not one's life as though one had a thousand years, but live each day as the last. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No regrets, just love. We can dance until we die. You and I, we'll be young forever! — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
In a democracy the day when you pay your taxes, April 15, would be a day of celebration, because you're getting together… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
You won't now tell people you're in your 60′s Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end That you're close to being 70… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
My Birthday, you nearly bought me Flowers! but thought it might not be suitable to buy a Man? It made me smile… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
For my fifth birthday, I got a small tennis racket. That's how I started. — Ana Ivanovic Copy Share Image
“I grinned. “I got a planet for my birthday. I don’t think any other birthday is going to top this.” Mom laughed.… — Darinne Paciotti Copy Share Image
As I hope For quiet days, fair issue, and long life, With such love as 'tis now, the murkiest den, The most… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If I could go back and tell 13-year-old self that I would be on screen with Lisa Kudrow, spending my birthday on… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I really thought to myself, 'If I'm going to do anything in this world, I am going to be the best I… — Mark Pincus Copy Share Image
If you haven't turned rebel by twenty you've got no heart; if you haven't turned establishment by thirty you've got no brains! — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
“I wrote to my son. ‘Be a pessimist,’ I advised Joseph on his first birthday on 21 November. ‘It is the safest,… — Pete Townshend Copy Share Image
Social media is such a powerful tool and I would love it to be a hub of celebration rather than focusing on… — Georgia Toffolo Copy Share Image
One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the… — Bobby Sherman Copy Share Image
Rich is what I wanna get like gifts but you need blow to get your birthday wish. — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
