I once choked on a chip at a friend's birthday when I was seven and had to be sent home, as I'd… — Stella Young Copy Share Image
“Celebrations, for me, have always been where celibacy meets masturbation.” — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to the most sweetest and sugary person I know, Have an awesome day ahead and stay blessed, Happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Birthdays come and go, everyone grows up a year every year, and gifts are opened and thrown. But I want that my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A thorough inspection of the birthday suit revealed a number of holes.” — Les Coleman Copy Share Image
D day i've awaited 4 is here wit lots of gudies,love,peace,joy nd hapiness. Yea! it my birthday friends. — Obas Opeyemi Copy Share Image
“My grandson was sitting by a fire in the backyard and said it was getting smaller. I said he was getting bigger… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
My goodness, you're 60 already, already Time is a thief But still, you're only as old as your tongue And a little… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
“... I'll be back before I have to meet the Headmaster about me going mad and killing people on my birthday, I swear.” — Caitlin Kittredge Copy Share Image
I was deeply in love with Taylor Lautner. I also was in love with the Red Sox baseball team and invited them… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to… — Sting Copy Share Image
What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July? I answer: A day that reveals to him, more than all other… — Frederick Douglass Copy Share Image
As it's your 40th birthday This, we'd like to say May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness On this, your… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
My parents split before my fifth birthday, and I moved with Mom and my three siblings to her native Oahu. — Janet Mock Copy Share Image
I didn't really like my birthday as a kid. My mother used to say, "Sometimes we'd have a birthday party and you… — Kim Basinger Copy Share Image
Life should be a continual celebration, a festival of lights the whole year round. Only then can you grow up, can you… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“When's your birthday?" I was taken aback by the question. "I don't like presents,"I said quickly, in case he got any ideas.… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
I was very aware of Jeff Buckley. My brother actually bought me The Mamas And The Papas and Jeff Buckley for my… — Imogen Poots Copy Share Image
I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I… — Ovid Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
World Children's Day is meant to be a fun celebration but it's also a day to talk about serious issues that children… — Choi Si-won Copy Share Image
17+1=18.That means you are no longer a kid. You are a young adult. Happy 18th Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“May the energy of the day always call for celebration." Barbara Botch” — Barbara Botch Copy Share Image
This card comes with best wishes for a day that's fun all through, a day of love and laughter especially for you. — Susan Smith Copy Share Image
Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
“I read somewhere that a man should tell the story of his life at the age of forty, and this deadline is… — Juan Gabriel Vásquez Copy Share Image
Every age develops its own peculiar forms of pathology, which express in exaggerated form its underlying character structure. — Christopher Lasch Copy Share Image
'What is celebration?' Rather than dancing, rather than laughing, rather than loving, rather than enjoying this silence, the mind asks: 'What is… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I don't want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I'm not… — Christine Lahti Copy Share Image
“then, we reached my 30th birthday. Which went far better than anyone expected. I got to have a few drinks, to stay… — Ken Mooney Copy Share Image
As the days go by we get old. Are birthdays pass as we move on. We have one life, take care of… — Makai1k5 Copy Share Image
