Bills Quotes · Page 2

Yes, Bill Clinton is a big flirt.

— Dee Dee Myers

Your electric bills will go down.

— Donald Trump

If I can pay the bills, I'm happy.

— Morgan Wootten

Once a Bills fan, always a Bills fan.

— Lindsay Shookus

I didn't know you were Catholic.

— Nancy Pelosi

Boxing is what pays my bills.

— Floyd Mayweather, Jr

He's no Bill Clinton!

— Benny Carter

Men come and go but bills are forever.

— Michael Baisden

“The only thing that had changed was that the bills were bigger.”

— Dan Simmons

The reelection of Bill Clinton is as secure as a double-knot tied in wet rawhide.

— Dan Rather

I can't pay my [bills]. I can't go to work. My car is out of gas.

— Russell Simmons

Whores are the most honest girls. They present the bill right away.

— Alberto Giacometti

I've never needed a man to pay my bills or buy me things.

— Kenya Moore

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

— Robin Williams

[Bill] Clinton remained in campaign mode the first years of his first term.

— Rush Limbaugh

The life of a singer is you have to pay your bills. You have to take a gig.

— Judith Hill

I wouldn't call it ["Wild Bill Hickok"] an urban legend, but I guess I'd call it a rural legend that the cowboy…

— Keith Carradine

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

— Robin Williams

No Americans wants to see somebody lose their house because of health bills. Their boat? Maybe. Maybe the boat. But not the…

— P. J. O'Rourke

We focused attention on what some believe are the flaws in the process leading to Senate consideration of the bill and the…

— Harry Reid

[I] try to do both because the writing for me, to be a new artist, the writing is gonna pay the bills.

— PJ Harvey

There was not a member of the Constitutional Convention who had the least objection to what is contended for by the advocates…

— George Washington

Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on…

— Roddy Piper

If you have to pay the bills, and you write something you're not proud of, use a pen-name for that.

— Dean Koontz

Why are you so petrified of silence, here can you handle this? Did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines…

— Alanis Morissette

I'm very fortunate to have the privilege of working with directors like Bill Condon and Paul Thomas Anderson, who I think is…

— Rami Malek

Last I checked, Bill Gates was worth $50 billion. If the average employed adult, who is walking in a hurry, will pick…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

Bush won the largest popular vote in history with a 3.5 million margin. Indeed, simply by getting a majority of the country…

— Ann Coulter

I remember after one of my dreadful moments on Real Time, where I was ganged up on by everybody, and I went…

— Andrew Breitbart

'Excessive regulation in the banking reform bill will destroy a substantial part of our bond-distributing machinery. Can anyone expect that a step…

— Barry Ritholtz

You know, if you look back in the 1930s, the money went to infrastructure. The bridges, the municipal buildings, the roads, those…

— Michael Bloomberg

Do you know how many aliens Bill Clinton deported? 12 million. Do you know how many illegal aliens, George W. Bush deported?…

— Ted Cruz

Hey, big spender,” I said. He looked appreciative but more amused than anything else. He reached into his pocket and pulled out…

— Richelle Mead

Bill Clinton, who, to his credit, has established a clear and consistent foreign policy, which is as follows: Whenever the president of…

— Dave Barry

Diversification is something that stock brokers came up with to protect themselves, so they wouldn't get sued for making bad investment choices…

— Jim Rogers

I don't believe we are supposed to go through life defeated and not having enough money to pay our bills or send…

— Joel Osteen

I mean, you know, you're looking at a guy who has a manager, who's created a life for me that - I…

— Harry Connick, Jr

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government…

— Bill Hicks

The entire island of Martha's Vineyard has gone Obama crazy. There's even a cocktail that they've named after Barack Obama. It's called…

— David Letterman

TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican…

— Stephen Colbert