Beer Quotes · Page 58

For every band that writes something earth-shatteringly important, there has to be a band you can go out and drink beer to.

— Jani Lane

The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. -Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE

— Tom Standage

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

— Mark Twain

Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

— Toby Keith

Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day.

— Stephen King

I'm not really into beer, but I like tequila shots.

— MNEK

Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the…

— Ross Murray

Life ain't all beer and skittles.

— Thomas Chandler Haliburton

If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, 'Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a…

— Chris Bosh

Unlike milk, it is acceptable to cry over spilled beer.

— Charith Thilina

What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia?

— Sydney Smith

It's in the pub, when I'm having a pint of beer after a hard week of work that I feel at my…

— Adam Pearson

A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink,…

— M. F. K. Fisher

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the…

— Jimmy Breslin

Trash can!” Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I’d eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza,…

— Karen Chance

First and foremost, I love beer, and if there's one job that's more fun than being on TV or being a firefighter,…

— Brian Quinn

You can't really indulge in anything when you're wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious.

— Tom Lenk

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.

— Jimmy Buffett

Beer is for happy times. Whiskey is for sad times.

— Anonymous

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me out of awkward conversations.

— Anonymous

Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.

— Theodore Maynard

Growing up, road trips with Dad were something I hated. Sitting still for hours, singing that stupid song, "100 bottles of beer…

— Christopher Titus

A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and…

— Anonymous

So how as a nation can we sit around and eat Mexican food, and drink beer and make friends? That's the question.…

— Sandra Day O'Connor

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God…

— Benjamin Franklin