I've been going long enough to prove what I wanted to prove, to get the girl I wanted to get, to make… — Joe Perry Copy Share Image
In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I do a bunch of things when I'm in St. Louis. I went on the Anheuser-Busch tour they had to drag me… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard. — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient. — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
Out in the Pool certain other boats caught the eye... each carried a bright fire amidships, in a brazier, beside a man,… — Arthur Morrison Copy Share Image
You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
A hundred years ago, concerts were far more come-what-may - people played cards, drank beer and appreciated the music. If we go… — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but… — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's just the beer and bikinis that get people to come and watch, but it's the competition that's keeping them there. — Kerri Walsh Copy Share Image
“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. - The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse ” — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
To fund major cultural efforts, we must not rely alone on government and foundation patronage; if the farmer can spend for beer,… — F. Sionil Jose Copy Share Image
Okay, I'm flattered, I appreciate your attempt at making me feel better after the fiasco with the pita rolls, but please ring… — Amanda Filipacchi Copy Share Image
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish… — Barry McCaffrey Copy Share Image
I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign… — William Randolph Hearst Copy Share Image
We need development in the Northern Territory but we don't need it based on something we might get in five years. We… — Nigel Scullion Copy Share Image
“My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking.” — Gerry Abbey Copy Share Image
