Beer Quotes · Page 56

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

— Jack Handey

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest…

— Jay Leno

2 p.m. beer nothing matters but flopping on a mattress with cheap dreams and a beer as the leaves die and the…

— Charles Bukowski

Some folks of cider make a rout And cider's well enough no doubt When better liquors fail; But wine, that's richer, better…

— John Gay

To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.

— Anonymous

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

— John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

Only a pint at breakfast-time, and a pint and a half at eleven o'clock, and a quart or so at dinner. And…

— R.D. Blackmore

Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer.

— Gary Reilly

I don't even think any stimulants really help writing. You talk to most guys and they say, "Hey. I wrote this." And…

— Gavin Friday

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

— Jack Nicholson

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.

— Anonymous

I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It's supposed to be your dad giving your guys…

— Iliza Shlesinger

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

— Scott Adams

After tea, we discussed a variety of topics before the fire; and Mrs. Micawber was good enough to sing us (in a…

— Charles Dickens

I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

— Sophocles

It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk.

— Ladyhawke

I can't actually read interviews with thesps now because they're almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their…

— Peter York

When I first arrived to Congress in 1975, I would spend several hours every week with Republicans - having lunch, drinking a…

— Tom Harkin

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

— Edgar Allan Poe

I think hemp is one of the greatest plants that God put in the ground, and I don't think anybody has the…

— Willie Nelson

My body was built through years of good food - and beer.

— Dick Strawbridge

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

— Laura Kightlinger

No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?

— Bas Rutten

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

— Drew Carey

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

— Charles Bukowski