Beauty tip: Drink at least 300 ounces of water a day. Your skin will glow! ***Spoiler Alert*** This will result in kidney failure and death. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's a very familiar type of place where people either go to their house on the lake or they get together in different places.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family,… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor, it was… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my mind because… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.' — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Different things just strike people differently. And it's so subjective, too. Because what makes one person laugh won't make others laugh. I guess it's… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
