Bathrooms are, on a square foot basis, the most expensive room in the house to renovate. If you want to test your… — Candice Olson Copy Share Image
I don't like to go out to clubs, because I find myself seeing remnants of drugs in the bathroom. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
I have a lot of special memories with my parents but my toughest one is, I had, as a teenager, a pretty… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Like a bathroom singer, I am a closet artist, but you need time to paint. — Sushmita Sen Copy Share Image
You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
& this girl right here? Who knows what she knows? So I'm going through her phone when she go to the bathroom… — Drake Copy Share Image
Sometimes, all it takes to save people from a terrible fate is one person willing to do something about it. Even if… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Any Canadian looking in the bathroom mirror is sure to recognize one of Guy Vanderhaeghe's people. Man Descending is the startling debut… — Rudy Wiebe Copy Share Image
I think as a performer, it can be really great to stand on stage, especially when you have more time, but I… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
You can't go to the bathroom alone... you might not come back. Cause no girl's ever been to the bathroom alone and… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
She crawled,” Ben said. There were tears in his voice. That was wrong. Ben barely even tolerated me on the best of… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
In the Year 2000 men will finally discover that the reason women go to the bathroom in pairs... is to make out. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
People's live are expressed in little details....The soap in the bathroom, the flowers in the garden, the books on the bedside table… — Charlotte Moss Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
So you think the best way to prepare kids for the real world is to bus them to a government institution where… — Steven James Copy Share Image
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom. — Jesse Shera Copy Share Image
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
