When Hailey was born my first thought was that I needed a drink and that hospitals should have bars in them. — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
Call me crazy but I imagine a world where we smile when we have low batteries, because that will mean we’re one… — Prince Ea Copy Share Image
I wish my daughters would box. I'm so worried about the guys coming up to them. I would love them to be… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
We have a Daimon walk into the bar in broad daylight, and now a demon sliming Dev. I don´t know about you,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Bound by LOVE and LIFE. Seperated by BARS and TIME. BARS eventually open, TIME slowly passes, but LOVE and LIFE will always… — Mi$ha- Artist Copy Share Image
I never drove a car in my life. Given my drinking habits in those days, I would have been dead a long… — Carl Andre Copy Share Image
I don't have a problem rhyming "bar" with "car" - I do it all the time - but sometimes it doesn't feel… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
Oh, the secret of a great club is all in the detail. When I walk into one of my bars, I have… — Rande Gerber Copy Share Image
Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all know the guy who sits at the end of the local bar telling the story of how he threw the… — Don Panoz Copy Share Image
The things we have in common from our past, long past, are often in my mind. Now that it is all over… — Dolours Price Copy Share Image
I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who's friends… — Jason Spezza Copy Share Image
I still battle with my deeply boring diet of, essentially, yogurt and breakfast cereal and granola bars. I hate dieting. I hate… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
Oh my god, Jenny McCarthy is the coolest chick. She's the kind of girl you can play volleyball with and she's diggin'… — Bill Bellamy Copy Share Image
Alan Paul plunges into Chinese life and takes us along for the ride, through vegetable markets, used-car lots, Taoist temples, divey bars,… — Peter Hessler Copy Share Image
Niko caught my hand and slapped it lightly down on the bar. “Pistol whipping elderly women isn’t precisely our mission statement, Cal.”… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
I worked at the original Coyote Ugly bar when I was a young, unpublished writer. Then later when I became a writer,… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
There are many people who could be Olympic champions. All-Americans who have never tried. I'd estimate more than 5 million people could… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It was during those long and lonely years that my hunger for the freedom of our own people became a hunger for… — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
The essence of justice is mercy. Making a child suffer for wrong-doing is merciful to the child. There is no mercy in… — Edwin Hubbel Chapin Copy Share Image
I wanted to be self-sufficient, I wanted to take care of myself, and I wanted to learn. I wanted to travel, I… — Renee Zellweger Copy Share Image
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them. — Thomas Jordan Jarvis Copy Share Image
I definitely think with a lot of hard work, I can be a better player than I was last year, and hopefully,… — Evan Longoria Copy Share Image
This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?" — Jay Baer Copy Share Image
Language learning deserves special mention. It is, bar none, the best thing you can do to hone clear thinking. — Tim Ferriss Copy Share Image
I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Before too long I was playing badly out in some bars around Memphis, but as soon as I learned a few chords… — Bryan Hayes Copy Share Image
I played the bars in northern California since I was 18. We played at least three hours, and there's no which-way about… — Jon Pardi Copy Share Image
The stuff I'm working on is quite dense. I'm seeing every four bars as a scene in a film. — Pharoahe Monch Copy Share Image
Because nine years ago, I walked up to the most beautiful girl in the bar, and tonight she's still the only person… — Julie James Copy Share Image
You ever see a bar with 200 beautiful women go broke? But I've seen a lot of bars with great DJs go broke. — Jon Taffer Copy Share Image
Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah. — David Mamet Copy Share Image
It is by acts, and not by ideas, that people ensure the bar down the street cannot have a patio. — Anatole France Copy Share Image
But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu. — A.S. King Copy Share Image
I started playing in bars when I was about 15 years old, and there are things that I saw early on that… — Randy Houser Copy Share Image
The American color bar unless speedily removed will be the rock on which our international Good Neighbor policy and our pious claims… — Charles Hamilton Houston Copy Share Image
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