A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I would be happy at a piano bar, singing. I just want to home in on being the best singer I can… — Debby Boone Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know… — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
I would rather people not smoke. I certainly appreciate the fact that smoking is not legal in restaurants and bars. That used… — Ian Bremmer Copy Share Image
There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Anyway, he's [Simon] obviously not here. Go back to what you were doing. What's the point in wasting a perfectly good brick… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
My doctors say the more I continue to push, the more I can continue to raise that bar, the better I can… — Chris Pronger Copy Share Image
I think if you sing a song for the first time to your mom and dad, or your friends, and they go,… — Dierks Bentley Copy Share Image
His vision, from the constantly passing bars, has grown so weary that it cannot hold anything else. It seems to him there… — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
Sit not down without assurance. Get alone, and bring thy heart to the bar of trial: force it to answer the interrogatories… — Richard Baxter Copy Share Image
The dark ages still reign over all humanity, and the depth and persistence of this domination are only now becoming clear. This… — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
Pride is a vice not only dreadfully mischievous in human society, but perhaps of all others, the most insuperable bar to real… — Elizabeth Carter Copy Share Image
When God wants to move a mountain, he does not take a bar of iron, but he takes a little worm. The… — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage. Minds innocent and quiet take that for a hermitage: If… — Richard Lovelace Copy Share Image
Percy France told me, similarly, he and Bird used to hang out. They were good buddies. And he said, "Man, we'd just… — Jon Gordon Copy Share Image
I was not going to use writing for advertising or journalism. I would tend bar, load trucks, chauffeur - do whatever it… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
The fact that your voice, amplified to the degree where it reaches from one end of the country to the other, does… — Edward R. Murrow Copy Share Image
When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I love the outdoors, I love climbing mountains. But I also like to walk down the street in New York in the… — Sam Heughan Copy Share Image
I kissed him hard. The few people in the bar must have been thinking that all they were seeing was just a… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
But I still have him in the form of the finest and highest standard of what it means to be a journalist… — Andy Ihnatko Copy Share Image
I think it's good to know more than the average guy. If I'm in a bar now and some pretty girl is… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Regarding 'Ferris Bueller,' I was in the Czech Republic once, in Prague, making a movie at the same time as Jeffrey Jones,… — Edie McClurg Copy Share Image
Every man in the back of their minds would like to own a bar or a racehorse. — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
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