Bars Quotes · Page 10

I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way.

— Alfred Noyes

If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?

— Wakas Mir

A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.

— Tommy Cooper

A lot of the bars are really nice to me now because they've heard me on the radio.

— Ben Howard

I write to discover what I think. After all, the bars aren't open that early.

— Daniel J. Boorstin

I know a lot about Canadian politics. I lived in Canadian bars for six years.

— Michael Moriarty

Don't raise the bar and narrow the gap, but narrow the gap to raise the bar.

— Andy Hargreaves

Two men look out the same prison bars; one sees mud and the other stars.

— Beck

I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars...

— Lady Gaga

The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's…

— Jimmy McGill

There is always something to be happy about if we look for it: ‘Two men looked through prison bars, The one saw…

— Amy Carmichael

In his 30 years of broadcasting and publishing fiction, Garrison Keillor has set the laugh bar pretty high.

— Jane Smiley

Going from playing a backroom of a bar to a show for 80,000 people...that's pretty wild.

— The Rev

We're all turkeys! Some of us are running around with our heads cut off, some of us are flapping our wings that…

— Phil Collins

Victims of domestic violence need assistance and deserve justice, I commend the crime unit's efforts to put offenders behind bars and reach…

— Bob Riley

I turned around and headed back to the stairwell, planning to go downstairs and buy a chocolate bar from the vending machine.…

— Kenneth Oppel

Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar and sing…

— Jason Aldean

Over the years, I've had about 80 stitches in my head and face from football incidents and bar incidents, so I have…

— Vinnie Jones

The answers were maddeningly absent—it was like trying to remember a song that you knew made you feel a certain way, without…

— Jennifer Egan

When I am at home, I never go near the synagogue unless, say, there is a bar or bat mitzvah involving the…

— Christopher Hitchens

We have the highest incarceration rate of any country in the world. 'America, land of liberty and freedom?' You know, that's baloney.…

— Gary Johnson

Sometimes I wonder if I'm sexy enough. When I walk into a singles bar with my "fashionable" shirt, "fashionable" slacks, and a…

— Jack Handey

I loved Jay Thomas as Eddie LeBec. But there was a point where they [thought] maybe we would live together, and I…

— Bebe Neuwirth

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the…

— P. J. O'Rourke

While people are fairly young and the musical composition of their lives is still in its opening bars, they can go about…

— Milan Kundera

Sometimes, it is true, a sense of isolation enfolds me like a cold mist as I sit alone and wait at life’s…

— Helen Keller

3 people get stranded on a remote Island A Banker, a Daily Mail reader & an Asylum seeker All they have to…

— Christopher Brookmyre

Science fiction is a dialogue, a tennis match, in which the Idea is volleyed from one side of the net to the…

— Anonymous

I am of the generation of writers who can get instant feedback from readers within hours of publication. The fan forum is…

— Michael Scott

Playboys' was an authentic junkie record. Art Pepper was just out of jail, Chet was arrested a week after the session, and…

— Jimmy Heath

Liberals love to say things like, "We're just asking everyone to pay their fair share." But government is not about asking. It…

— Thomas Sowell

The complaint about modern steel furniture, modern glass houses, modern red bars and modern streamlined trains and cars is that all these…

— E. B. White

I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?

— John Waters

You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.

— Bill Maher

“fingers from the bars. William was close enough for”

— April Jane

Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers." "You were looking through my trash?

— Rainbow Rowell

My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.

— Christopher Titus

I can't raise the bar of others if I haven't raised the bar for myself.

— John C. Maxwell

I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories.

— Charles Bukowski

I don't trawl record shops anymore. I usually hear music in bars or at friends' houses.

— Andrew Eldritch