Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
CAN'T TAN PON IT LONG.....NAW EAT NO YAM...NO STEAM FISH....NOR NO GREEN BANANA BUT DOWN IN JAMAICA WE GIVE IT TO YOU… — Sean Paul Copy Share Image
How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.' — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
“Bad bananas are like push-up bras--a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.” — Kate Lebo Copy Share Image
What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
I just feel like I aint never did nothing foul in the game. My ghetto report card has always been straight A's… — E-40 Copy Share Image
I carry my own food around on tour; I permanently have carrier bags full of cereal and bananas. — Alison Goldfrapp Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. — William Powell Copy Share Image
I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much… — James Brolin Copy Share Image
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
To explain why a man slipped on a banana peel, we do not need a general theory of slipping. — Sidney Morgenbesser Copy Share Image
There are so many reality shows on now where they want you to be crazy, the girls are just going bananas; you… — NeNe Leakes Copy Share Image
I am thinking of the onion again. . . . Not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple.… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme. — Elliott Abrams Copy Share Image
