The cat which isn't let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard. — Geoffrey Madan Copy Share Image
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes. — Maureen Lipman Copy Share Image
Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
It would be a sad situation if the bag was better than the meat wrapped in it. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
It's fun watching people get jealous over imitation bags thinking it's real. — Hong Jin-joo Copy Share Image
I have a bag full of stuff that I give to people when they come to my house. — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us… — John Green Copy Share Image
All the birds love Touche Eclat. It's a (concealer) pen that gets rid of eye bags. But I'm quite happy otherwise. I… — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
Being an unpublished novelist has about as much social acceptability as being a shopping bag lady. — James Frey Copy Share Image
Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost… — Benicio Del Toro Copy Share Image
I carry my own food around on tour; I permanently have carrier bags full of cereal and bananas. — Alison Goldfrapp Copy Share Image
The economy is so bad that bedbugs are now infesting sleeping bags and tents, because they can't afford to stay in hotels… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Human beings are like tea-bags. You don't know your own strength until you get into hot water. — Bruce Laingen Copy Share Image
I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite… — Ahmet Zappa Copy Share Image
Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want… — Bobby Slayton Copy Share Image
In contravention of my belief that any life ending in death is essentially pointless, I needed my friends to open up that… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
It took me a long time to film the plastic bag, and then I had to get the cut of the scene… — Sam Mendes Copy Share Image
I faced the gaudy sunflower on her canvas bag -- it looked hand-painted and at last my eyes fell into hers. I… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
When Mexicans sneak across the border, they're more apt to carry a bag of pot then they are a fistful of money.… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Better to stay alive," I said. "At least while there's a chance to get free." I thought of the sleeping pills in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Webs are made mostly of spaces. They break easily. They barely exist. They belong to the category of half-things: mist, smoke, shrouds,… — Alice Oswald Copy Share Image
I contemplate the notion that maybe regrets are a process of accumulation of time, as unavoidable as a closet full of clothes… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
GATHERING LEAVES Spades take up leaves No better than spoons, And bags full of leaves Are light as balloons. I make a… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
Writing is not a searching about in the daily experience for apt similes and pretty thoughts and images… It is not a… — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
Radar revs the engine as to say hustle, and we are running through the parking lot, Ben's robe flowing in the wind… — John Green Copy Share Image
Seven years I worked at the Polish deli. It's a very slow deli. So I sat around a lot on my stool… — Jenny McCarthy Copy Share Image
Fathers are always so proud the first time they see their sons in uniform," she said. "I know Big John Karpinski was,"… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“The idea of safety had shrunk into particles - one snug moment, then the next. Meanwhile, the brain piped fugues of worry… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day -… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Because I have some amazing shoes and bags and stories that need to be appreciated. — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
Just call me 'Shoppin Bag Drizzy'. And call me 'Mr Damn, He Aint Coppin That Is He?' — Drake Copy Share Image
Planned Parenthood is a gigantic bully, using Komen as its own personal punching bag, — Karen Handel Copy Share Image
The hard part about one being tough yet meek is the illusion of being a punching bag. — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
A little superstition is a good thing to keep in one's bag of precautions. — Gertrude Atherton Copy Share Image
