Hereditary monarchy offers numerous advantages for America. It is the only form of government able to unify a heterogeneous people. Thanks to… — Florence King Copy Share Image
The Ultimate Day really begins the night before, when you sit up until one o'clock trying to get things into trunk and… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To make a poem, take one newspaper, one pair of scissors, snip the words one by one and put them in a… — Tristan Tzara Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
A writer is like a bag lady going through life with a sack and a pointed stick collecting stuff. — Tony Hillerman Copy Share Image
I'm a "what you see is what you get" kind of guy. I don't have any time to be showing anybody any… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
My arms flew up of thier own accord knoking my bag down. I grabbed hold of the desk to keep myself from… — Wendy Mass Copy Share Image
I'd want to have the power of mind control. If I had that one skill you'd always see at the bank loading… — Ryan Hall Copy Share Image
Every man has a bag hanging before him, in which he puts his neighbour's faults, and another behind him in which he… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Guilleaume left La Praline with a small bag of florentines in his pocket; before he had turned the corner of avenue des… — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
I saw this vision with a beautiful plastic bag in Kensington High Street, ... and then you didn't see the face because… — Manolo Blahnik Copy Share Image
The curiosity of cats is, like their affection, of a purity and intensity rarely seen in humans. We would be jaded when… — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson Copy Share Image
My idea of a meal, if I was hungry, was to open a bag of potato chips. — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name? — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee… — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
I come from a boxing background. Three generations of boxers. I personally hate to fight, but I love the science of boxing.… — Aleks Paunovic Copy Share Image
A kind word is no substitute for a piece of herring or a bag of oats. — Sholom Aleichem Copy Share Image
Hey!" I exclaimed, seeing the total. "They're charging me retail. Glenn!" I complained. "They can't do that." I shook it at him.… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list. — Steven Cojocaru Copy Share Image
Here's who it's okay to share a bed with: . . . A heating pad. An empty bag of pita chips. The… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
