You know how you wake up in the morning and sometimes you look gorgeous and other times you look like you got… — Mariska Hargitay Copy Share Image
OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have… — LIZ Copy Share Image
There used to be an old thing where every team had a heavy bag in their locker room for people to punch,… — Steve Yzerman Copy Share Image
My daughter has a problem picking things up in her room. So if you leave your clothes on the floor, so if… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what me scares me is plastic. Plastic bags and plastic bottles and these things. Why does my water have… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
The police had already found the cartridges and the rifles and the bag in the Texas School Depository and within a half… — John Sherman Cooper Copy Share Image
At 3, I played an innocent game of doctor, minus the stethoscope and medicine bag. — Pattie Mallette Copy Share Image
You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
I don't buy into that pressure to be glamorous all the time. It's impossible, I mean, you get a pimple in the… — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
I'm happy to have L.A.M.B. participate in the PSP accessories show as I've always loved designing bags and accessories, It's all about… — Gwen Stefani Copy Share Image
Celtic 'is a magic bag, into which anything may be put, and out of which almost anything may come . . .… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel. — Thomas More Copy Share Image
Wisdom is like the rain. Its source is unlimited, but it comes down according to the season. Grocers put sugar in a… — Rumi Copy Share Image
I think now there's much more of a confessional culture. That's not my bag. I come from a slightly older school of… — Ben Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I don't go to an office, so I write at home. I like to write in the morning, if possible; that's when… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
Huh? Oh you have a hidden agenda, do you?" She laughed. His straight-faced humor always surprised her. "You promised me you didn't."… — Dru Pagliassotti Copy Share Image
Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it... and the minute… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that,… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There are many stars and a few super-stars in sport. There are champions who bag a coronet now and then, and there… — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
She was carrying two coffees and a donut bag, and right then and there, he fell in love." -Animal Magnetism — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
