You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I once received a cape that was made from the little purple bags that Crown Royal Whisky comes in. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Bring a raincoat, definitely ... or at Least a little umbrella that can fit in your bag, because it always does rain. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Remember technology does not make good work. You can still write a poem on a brown paper bag, and haiku is just… — James Turrell Copy Share Image
Brian seemed to be in a state of confusion. I thought of packing my bags and going home. The squad seemed to… — Mike Catt Copy Share Image
As she brought prospective buyers through, the realtor said it was an oil stain, but it was me, seeping out of the… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not… — Seth Green Copy Share Image
People are like tea bags; you never know how strong they'll be until they're in hot water. In times of trouble, you… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators travel around the country with bags of money trying… — Jim Garrison Copy Share Image
There are few situations in life that cannot be resolved promptly, and to the satisfaction of all concerned, by either suicide, a… — Ernest Bramah Copy Share Image
Women kill me. They really do. I don't mean I'm oversexed or anything like that—although I am quite sexy. I just like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drive a Prius. I always turn my faucets off. I never use plastic bottles anymore. I use glass bottles. I bring… — Brooke D'Orsay Copy Share Image
The prisoners for better security against conversation shall have a canvas bag put over the head of each and tied around the… — Edwin M. Stanton Copy Share Image
A friend of mine from New York asked me what I want to do, and I responded with, 'I want to make… — Austin Stowell Copy Share Image
In baseball, democracy shines its clearest. The only race that matters is the race to the bag. The creed is the rule… — Ernie Harwell Copy Share Image
I used to hate swimming at school so much that I would always sneak downstairs in the middle of the night and… — Charli XCX Copy Share Image
When I was creative director [at Estée Lauder], I was always being asked about my beauty must-haves. From there I had this… — Aerin Lauder Copy Share Image
Now behind the eyes and secrets of the dreamers in the streets rocked to sleep by the sea, see the titbits and… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
Prada makes really nice bags and then somebody in China makes knockoffs. This is the knockoff version of the mutant world. You… — Timothy Miller Copy Share Image
Of course, like all the informal inhabitants of the University the roaches were a little unusual, but there was something particularly unpleasant… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...she waited until she and my grandfather Anthel were just home from their honeymoon, and then sat him down and told him… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
Imagine if for years your habit is to use the phone when you're having a massage on the bed, even one minute… — Paolo Di Canio Copy Share Image
I zipped myself all the way into the sleeping bag of myself, not because I was hurt, and not because I had… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
So the idea of being able to shop cross-category to buy the beach bag, the summer lip gloss, and the pillows for… — Aerin Lauder Copy Share Image
When the big guys in Washington dream of transforming the world, it’s the little guys who come home in body bags. — David Ignatius Copy Share Image
I always have a pair of Ray-Bans in my bag and lots of pairs at home because they seem to go missing.… — Kate Moss Copy Share Image
--but I find her personality annoying. It's like being molested by a sleeping bag that speaks in Comic Sans with little love-hearts… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
I'm halfway around the world with dozens of bags, feeling like all 4 members of Color Me Badd. — Drake Copy Share Image
Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I am attracted to generic or 'industrial' colours; paper bag brown, file cabinet gray, industrial green, that kind of thing. — Robert Mangold Copy Share Image
I hate bags. I never carry a bag. I am terrified of bags. I don't want to have to be responsible for… — Bridget Kelly Copy Share Image
Being in Birmingham, I thought I was going to be a gangster or a bag-runner or a thief. I heard music and… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I started out wanting to be a straight adventure cartoonist, but in 1979 realized what my real bag was. — Mike Royer Copy Share Image
I had to beat the bags, big time, I had to get out into the den and start screaming and move it… — Kenny Loggins Copy Share Image
Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
In the week before a race, I try to stay away from germ areas. I keep disinfectant wipes in my bag for… — Paula Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Coffee it is best to buy by the bag, as it improves by keeping. Let it hang in the bag, in a… — Catharine Beecher Copy Share Image
When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image