90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today? — Kent Hovind Copy Share Image
“That's one small step for a man ... but a really big step ... for a baby.” — Harlowe Pilgrim Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. — Marie Osmond Copy Share Image
Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents. — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
The song 'Baby Baby,' I so love that song because I wrote it about my first daughter. — Amy Grant Copy Share Image
My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I think that fact alone levels everything. Slapstick amazes me, the folly of humans today, the Ponzi schemes, giving birth to eight… — Laurel Nakadate Copy Share Image
Somebody's sent a funny little valentine to me. It's a bunch of baby-roses in a vase of filigree, And hovering above them… — James Whitcomb Riley Copy Share Image
You have more power, more control than you could possibly imagine. My heart is in your hands. That's not bullshit. I'm not… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might… — Judith Arnold Copy Share Image
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you go with what Hillary [Clinton] is saying, in the ninth month, you can take the baby and rip the baby… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
When oranges came in, a curious proceeding was gone through. Miss Jenkyns did not like to cut the fruit, for, as she… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image