A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Oh yes. You’ve caught me. I confess. My sole purpose in life is to gleefully, willfully, maniacally destroy all of your precious… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would… — Christian Slater Copy Share Image
This thing called love, it cries like a baby in a cradle all night. It swings, it jives, it shakes all over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a baby in the house, for any parent it is challenging knowing that you have to find different solutions daily,… — Emma Hayes Copy Share Image
“He pleaded with those sea-green eyes, like a cute baby seal that needed help. Piper wondered how Annabeth ever won an argument… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I would love to adopt a child too but my cat might get jealous. I don't want to see a cat and… — Susan Boyle Copy Share Image
Stella: And when he comes back I cry on his lap like a baby.. [she smiles to herself] Blanche: I guess that… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent. I, through intelligence, Having wrecked my whole life, Only hope the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I think I learned most from editing, both editing myself and having someone else edit me. It's not always easy to have… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
The human race is just getting started.... The cerebral cortex is only a hundred thousand years old. It's still a baby, sucking… — Ellen Gilchrist Copy Share Image
Celebrate the feast of Christmas every day, even every moment in the interior temple of your spirit, remaining like a baby in… — Paul of the Cross Copy Share Image
There is nothing that can bring you closer to fearlessness about everything else in the world than being a parent - because… — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's given to fistfights, gunplay,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
A baby is such a blank slate, like training the understudy for a role you're planning to leave. You truly hope your… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
[On peanut M&Ms:] It is the eggness of them. A shell, chocolate placenta, proteiny peanut baby. Life shape, birth shape, cell shape,… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
Around 20 million premature and low-birth weight babies are born every year and are at high risk of death or disability because… — Jane Chen Copy Share Image
I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like - and if you have… — Randall Terry Copy Share Image
For the majority of my rookie year, I had to lug around a fake baby doll in a pink stroller whenever I… — Jordan Clarkson Copy Share Image
Before I starred in 'Million Dollar Baby,' I wasn't really a boxer. I just worked hard to learn as much as I… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
My brothers were my idols. I've always looked up to them and was proud to be their baby sister. I felt like… — Shelley Hennig Copy Share Image
Poetry is an enumeration of birds, bees, babies, butterflies, bugs, bambinos, babayagas, and bipeds, beating their way up bewildering bastions. — Carl Sandburg Copy Share Image
I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
That's what they do to whatever I was - 19 or something. You're the baby hooker. You can ask any woman my… — Lori Petty Copy Share Image
There's actually a name app for baby names. It's like Tinder for baby names. You swipe left and swipe right, and it… — Briga Heelan Copy Share Image
Everyone told me to sleep when the baby sleeps, but she sleeps during the daytime, and that's when I have to get… — GloZell Copy Share Image
It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility… — Eminem Copy Share Image
Sometimes I daydream about having a farm and a wife and some babies and watching the grass grow, but you have to… — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
We must treat ideas somewhat as though they were baby fish. Throw thousands out into the waters. Only a handful will survive… — Anne Heywood Copy Share Image
Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not… — Jennifer Worth Copy Share Image
I was not the pampered baby, no. I'm five years younger, and my parents were actually very strict with me, more strict… — Tate Donovan Copy Share Image
I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
And I've always been paranoid. I can remember as a baby my mother would spin the mobile above my head and thinking..."yeah,… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by… — Donnell Rawlings Copy Share Image
“If you believe that your needs were met because you prayed, then you make God the parent who reacts only when the… — Felix Wantang Copy Share Image
I learned a long time ago that it doesn't make me less of a woman because my babies come out of a… — Angie Harmon Copy Share Image
We are really looking at all of our options. I mean, listen, whether it's IVF or whatever it is, we want to… — Giuliana Rancic Copy Share Image
Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
My Vocabularies vary, its so exclusionary You'll find my baby pictures in modern dictionaries Next to mighty mercenaries, and visual visionaries — Andre Nickatina Copy Share Image
A map is the dead body of where you've been. A map is the unborn baby of where you're going. There are… — Russell Hoban Copy Share Image
![“Stella: And when he comes back I cry on his lap like a baby.. [she smiles to herself] Blanche: I guess that is what is meant by being in love..” quote by Tennessee Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/425/tennessee-williams-745_baby_stella-and-when-he-comes-back-i-cry-on-h_1176844.jpg)
![“[On peanut M&Ms:] It is the eggness of them. A shell, chocolate placenta, proteiny peanut baby. Life shape, birth shape, cell shape, protoplasmic-ooze shape. A shape that calls straight through civilization to our reptilian brains.” quote by Cynthia Heimel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/5aa/cynthia-heimel-10285_baby_on-peanut-m-ms-it-is-the-eggness-of-them_613566.jpg)
