Have to love the preemptive guilt trip! I will be visiting home for Mother's Day. Hoping for minimal "baby cannon" talk, but… — Kate Siegel Copy Share Image
He looked like those paintings of baby angels - what do you call them, hubbubs? No cherubs. That's it. He looked like… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
My mom was a photographer and whenever they needed a baby for a modelling job, she'd stick me in front of the… — Alyson Hannigan Copy Share Image
Well, the big elephant in the whole system is the baby boomer generation that marches through like a herd of elephants. And… — Lindsey Graham Copy Share Image
I am moving towards being vegan. When I crack an egg now, I look and think could that have become a baby — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
“What is it?" She hissed through clenched teeth. "What's wrong?" He bent down toward her. "I was just thinking how beautiful you… — Alex George Copy Share Image
Don't hide yourself in regret, Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
Don't tell me baby you gotta go, I got the hifi high and the lights down low. — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
Valkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There was now a baby in… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me, cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free. — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
Ugh, puppy mills. These commercial breeding facilities are horrendous. The animals are kept in tiny wire cages, with little to no human… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
Them Jews aren't going to let (Obama) talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he'll talk to me in five… — Jeremiah Wright Copy Share Image
Me, Polly Garter, under the washing line, giving the breast in the garden to my bonny new baby. Nothing grows in our… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
Paul McCartney had a baby when he was 61; Rod Stewart was 66; Rupert Murdoch was a stunning 72. Not only does… — Jeffrey Kluger Copy Share Image
I say Democrats should not be afraid to talk about the morality of life, of caring for children who are born. It… — Jennifer Granholm Copy Share Image
You should have gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty… — Ellen Page Copy Share Image
Baby wipes are great for everything! For wiping babies' butts, as an eye-makeup remover, to wipe the counter, to clean my hands… — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
When there is a voice in a piece of music, we tend to focus on the voice. That is probably something from… — Robert Wyatt Copy Share Image
Because of the demands of court politics and the public position in which they lived, George I, George II and their children… — Lucy Worsley Copy Share Image
I've seen women who were nightmare party girls, who were just crazy, and then they have a baby and this thing comes… — Ivana Milicevic Copy Share Image
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Asking liberals where wages and prices come from is like asking six-year-olds where babies come from. — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Annie turned away, her eyes glittering. 'Here's what no one tells you,' she said. 'When you deliver a fetus, you get a… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I'm not an aspiring rapper, I'm not a gang member, I'm not a dope dealer, I don't have multiple babies momma's. I… — Christopher Dorner Copy Share Image
I know that a mother, no matter how impoverished or uneducated, will do anything to save her babies. — Jane Chen Copy Share Image
A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Everyone asks me do you want a boy or a girl? I really don't mind, it should be a healthy baby. — Raj Kundra Copy Share Image
Often, women who lose babies are blamed for the loss of those children and are ostracised. — Jane Chen Copy Share Image
Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We not only respect babies, we demonstrate our respect every time we interact with them. Respecting a child means treating even the… — Magda Gerber Copy Share Image
“Will you walk with me out on the wire, cuz baby, I'm just a scared and lonely rider, but I gotta know… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
When God wanted to defeat sin, His ultimate weapon was the sacrifice of His own Son. On Christmas Day two thousand years… — Charles Colson Copy Share Image
Own one idea. Complete it. Map the current model of purchase and usage. Change how it is done so at least some… — Michael J. Silverstein Copy Share Image
Love is a cognitive, willful act. Feelings have very little to do with it, particularly around three o'clock in the morning when… — Kevin Leman Copy Share Image
No one but me ever put a hand on me to feel that baby. No one wanted to put his ear against… — John Irving Copy Share Image
The reality is that baby boomers are turning senior citizens and not only is it inhumane, but the system will go broke.… — Thomas Suozzi Copy Share Image