Get Julian Jackson in here baby!...Julian Jackson, winner take all baby, that's all I gotta say, winner take all! Arghhh! — James Toney Copy Share Image
Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. — Douglas Feaver Copy Share Image
The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way. — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. — Tina Brown Copy Share Image
Bathrooms on the plane are so small. Where are you supposed to change a baby? — Evan Ross Copy Share Image
I love you, I LOVE YOU, I love you, I LOVE YOU, I love you, I LOVE YOU, I love you, I… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Now that the baby is coming, I will do a lot more balancing. I'm going to be a real mommy. — Brandy Norwood Copy Share Image
I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I had several moms who knew and didn't bring gifts for the baby and instead brought me food, candles, journals - the… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
I have written 20 books, and each one is like having a baby. Writing is not easy; some people want to write… — Jackie Collins Copy Share Image
It's such an intimate and profound relationship that it cannot be unconditional. I can only compare the intimacy of sex with the… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
The beginning of my life was simple and much like every other little life. I came, I saw, I conquered, as the… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
I think it's hard for women to be directors, particularly in the feature world because, biologically, your peak career-making years are also… — Laura Ziskin Copy Share Image
She could not explain or quite understand that it wasn't altogether jealousy she felt, it was rage. And not because she couldn't… — Alice Munro Copy Share Image
Consider the lilies of the field. Look at the fuzz on a baby's ear. Read in the backyard with the sun on… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
