Baby Quote by Douglas Feaver Download Open image “I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.” — Douglas Feaver ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Ends Mothers love
I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time! — Douglas Feaver Copy Share Image
Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them — The Ultimate Copy Share Image
It seems that when women become mothers they get a baby removed from one hole and a stick inserted up another. — Superman Copy Share Image
I don't particularly like babies. They are loud and smelly and, above all other things, demanding. No matter how much free day care you… — Amanda Marcotte Copy Share Image
I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time! — Douglas Feaver Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Parents who are stressed or disturbed will have more difficulty in meeting their children's needs. Parents who have little support--from friends, relatives, neighbors, or the community--are more likely to be overburdened by the demands of their babies and to be unable to respond to them adequately. Parents who experience severe poverty or economic insecurity, who cannot satisfy their own basic… — Sheila Kamerman Copy Share
Shhh.” He put a finger to her lips. “Hear me out. I cannot deny that I would've liked to have made babies with you. A little girl with your hair and eyes would've been the delight of my life. But it is you that I want primarily, not mythical children. I can survive the loss of something I've never had.… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share
Baby, I love you. We argue about the stupidest shit then we turn around and laugh about it. I'm obsessed with you and you're obsessed with me. All them girls you may end up with may THINK you're theirs but naahh you're mine. Always will be. Forget you? Baby how could you ever think I'd forget you? Shit I love… — Lindsay Copy Share
My dad's Israeli. He was born in Baghdad to Iraqi Jews. Then, at age two, his parents wanted to move to their homeland and… — Elliott Yamin Copy Share Image
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
