Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days. — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome.… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think? — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
