Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. "Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“This is what love does, he realized, and in that moment he understood why Artemis had kidnapped a fairy to get the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression. Doctor Po: I… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“The boy who kidnapped Holly Short all those years ago would never have entertained the notion of sacrificing himself. But he was… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly died without a friend to hold her hand. Artemis felt her go, another gift of the magic. He kept on counting,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles." Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.”… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?" "That, as my cousin… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have the Atlantis Trench outside that door and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Not me," said Orion cheerily. "I'm just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say ,young fairy lady, they're running… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
