Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“How could you...? How?" "Logically you have no right to be angry. I simply followed your lead." ... He is really going… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon? — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre." Myles: "In Paris." Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.”… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
