I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We’ve all heard the expression, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’ Well, I’ve got a good question for you: What… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
When I want to kick it up, I like to add hardwood chips or chunks to the grill; it adds bold smoky… — Emeril Lagasse Copy Share Image
I'll always stay connected with Apple. I hope that throughout my life I'll sort of have the thread of my life and… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
how we rolled up the carpet so we could dance, and the days were bright red, and every time we kissed there… — Richard Siken Copy Share Image
I hope I never smell the smell of apples again!" said Fili. "My tub was full of ut. To smell apples everlastingly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Newton's apple and Cezanne's apple are discoveries more closely related than they seem. — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. — Jay Inslee Copy Share Image
I'm not sure if a mental relation with a woman doesn't make it impossible to love her. To know the mind of… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
The great motherhood friendships are the ones in which two women can admit [how difficult mothering is] quietly to each other, over… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
We're cautious. We'd rather exceed expectations than miss but I think it's going to be a continued difficult economy. Apple is trying… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
Eve didn't choose to eat the apple. She was tempted by the serpent." "Yes," I argue, thoughts coming out half-formed. "But...she didn't… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Once again, my colleague Stephen Hawking has upset the apple cart. The event horizon surrounding a black hole was once though to… — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
They say you should never eat before you go to bed, but I've found just having a tiny little snack - like… — Kelly Osbourne Copy Share Image
Like apples in a barrel infected by one rotten one, the corruption of Greece would infect Iran and all to the east.… — Dean Acheson Copy Share Image
Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
From whence, then, could arise the solitary and strange conceit that the Almighty, who had millions of worlds equally dependant on His… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
The world that was not mine yesterday now lies spread out at my feet, a splendor. I seem, in the middle of… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
The breezes taste Of apple peel. The air is full Of smells to feel- Ripe fruit, old footballs, Burning brush, New books,… — John Updike Copy Share Image
And now here he was in my kitchen. Smelling like apple pies and looking at me with a direct seriousness that made… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image