As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No one could be that annoying without some kind of supernatural assistance.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.' — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you insult a guy and they have the nerve to copy you back in a higher voice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most physical, most annoying games I ever played in my life were against my brothers growing up. — Marcus Smart Copy Share Image
Dont ever try to judge anyone !! because' you dont know what the fuck they have been through !! — Manish Bhagtani Copy Share Image
I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Dagger was annoying and beginning to inch across that imaginary line of pissing Ryan off.” — Ann Lister Copy Share Image
Then, again, how annoying to be told it is only five miles to the next place when it is really eight or… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
I don't care if you smoke but when you start bragging about it like it's something to be proud of, that's when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Praise or damn as you please, but do so rather flatly, pragmatically, with cunning attention to annoying or gratifying details. Be yourself.… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I hear the word 'tolerance'-tha t some people are trying to teach people to be tolerant of gays. I'm not satisfied with… — Chely Wright Copy Share Image
Some of them are funny. Some of them are ridiculous. Some of them are annoying. I don't want to be one of… — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
I decided to deflect her attitude by giving a long, Southern answer. I come from people who know how to draw things… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I hate hearing from anyone ever saying, 'Oh, you only make clothes for models. That's so annoying,' because it just never, never… — Christian Siriano Copy Share Image
I sometimes get in the car [and] jump all around hunting for a sample, and then I can get really annoying if… — Girl Talk Copy Share Image
There are many ways to deal with annoying coworkers, but obviously the most effective way is to picture them as rappers. Picturing… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
I'm a woman that's living in this world of everybody telling everyone how they should look, and what they should be eating… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
“...love, he thinks. What a bother. It's completely gotten in the way of his plan to drink himself to death, to drive… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
I never noticed competing with other generations. There's competition within your own generation, but that competition is good. Maybe you're annoyed that… — Frank Stella Copy Share Image
When a man acts in ways that annoy us we wish to think him wicked, and we refuse to face the fact… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I think you couldn't do this role or you couldn't be Frankie Valli himself unless you had a natural falsetto. And I… — John Lloyd Young Copy Share Image
Whats more annoying than a female showing off her relationship on social media like everything all cute and that they are in… — Jasari Copy Share Image
There has been a great deal said about a 3,00-mile high-angle rocket. The people who have been writing these things that annoy… — Vannevar Bush Copy Share Image
Then she would be done with J. D. Jameson forever. No more having to prove herself; no more of those pesky jitters… — Julie James Copy Share Image
There's nothing I find quite as annoying as the phrase 'I told you so.' — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots? — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image