Alcohol Quotes · Page 34

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.

— Stonewall Jackson

To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find.

— Caroline Knapp

Drinking alcohol will reduce your pain or not, I can not sure! But of course will lower your honor

— Mak_786

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

— John Mayer

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

— Groucho Marx

When you can stop you don't want to, and when you want to stop, you can't...

— Luke Davies

“In wine was truth, perhaps, but in whisky, the way Hoffman sluiced it down, was an army of imaginary rats climbing your…

— Ross Macdonald

It's not like I was an alkie or anything. Alcohol is for cleaning needles

— Jerry Stahl

Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride…

— Victoria Moran

“Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer…

— Douglas Adams

The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and of generosity. What one of us…

— Abraham Lincoln

Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide…

— Wilson Bryan Key

I drink a glass of wine or two occasionally with dinner. 'You drink alcohol?!' Well, if my state of consciousness is so…

— Eckhart Tolle

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner,…

— Esther Dyson

I've seen my whole family struggle, with money, with relationships, with alcohol, and I thought there must be a better way. As…

— Kellie Pickler

“Buddy eyed me closely. His eyes were filigreed with red. I watched as he went through one of those instantaneous mood swings…

— G.M. Ford

When I see a serious problem, I try to figure out, my way, how to solve it, how to fix it. When…

— Sam Childers

Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay festival. A melancholy…

— Liz Jensen

For many years, I was a really heavy drinker, but people don't know about that because I'm by myself all the time.…

— Fiona Apple

I learned that I had character defects, that I was allergic to alcohol and drugs, and that I had an obsession with…

— Sugar Ray Leonard

“I know only, like, five Indians in our whole tribe who have never drunk alcohol. And my grandmother was one of them.…

— Sherman Alexie

We can see in retrospect that criminalizing the consumption of alcohol proves not to be the solution to the very real problem…

— Glenn Loury

I know my grandfather drank occasionally socially, what we call "taking a sip." And my father never touched the bottle. He condemned…

— David C. Driskell

Through the discovery of Buchner, Biology was relieved of another fragment of mysticism. The splitting up of sugar into CO2 and alcohol…

— Jacques Loeb

Any live venue where there is alcohol served and it's past midnight there is gonna be fights. It doesn't matter if it's…

— Slaine

I prefer hallucinations cause they tend to make more sense than experience.

— Todd Rundgren

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

— Nikhil Saluja

A real man would never get drunk and then rape a girl he will get the girl drunk first

— Anurag

Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it.

— Marian Engel

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

— Anonymous

[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice.

— Queen Victoria

I would be lying if I didn't admit there might be a scene in the movie where there might be alcohol in…

— Aaron Paul

Our body craves what is in our bloodstream. Wheat, sugar, alcohol, coffee & de-vitalized foods are designed to be addictive!

— David Wolfe

“I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen. Jeez, doesn’t the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning?”

— Joanne McClean

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.

— Thomas Szasz

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

— Anonymous

“I get that. For you, it’s more than following a bunch of rules—no sex, no booze, no swear words, pray every night…

— Laura Anderson Kurk

All a woman really wants is to know you care. And all of the sandles ever made.

— Nikhil Saluja

I got a generation brainwashed to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot.

— Eminem

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

— Jon Ronson