Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour. — Joan Acocella Copy Share Image
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I was used to hanging out late after playing a gig - you mix adrenaline with alcohol and you can stay up… — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
I swear alcohol always has to be involved for people to have a good time. Its kinda sad cause I have great… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I want a new liver to replace my heart." "Um, why?" "Because then I could drink more and care less.” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
I'd get very nervous and uncomfortable in social situations and the only way I could feel at all normal was, well, to… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Look into the windows of my soul. The eyes never lie, they bloodshot red. — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia Copy Share Image
The alcohol had the code and mystery about it as a writer's drug, but I'm glad that's been debunked. But the trouble… — Barry Hannah Copy Share Image
Alcohol may comfort a man until he is sober, but doesnt fill his psychological gaps; it only replaces the lack of God… — Marcia Persaud Copy Share Image
Some parents let their kids sleep at other people's houses, where they drink alcohol, watch TV for hours and God knows what… — Amy Chua Copy Share Image
One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong… — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
“Sex parties, alcohol and drugs lost their appeal to Sven after a while. Music never did, in his continual search for that… — Jess C. Scott Copy Share Image
When I became an adult, I had absolutely nothing against drinking alcohol. Many of my friends drank. I would often make wine… — David C. Driskell Copy Share Image
We've got the most prosperous culture in human history and we've also got the biggest spiritual hole in human history. People are… — Mark Victor Hansen Copy Share Image
“There is nearly universal consensus that we should prohibit selling and serving alcohol to minors because wine, beer, and spirits can be… — Daniel E. Lieberman Copy Share Image
I was like one of those newspapers, those periodicals. There's all different kinds of alcoholics. There's the everyday kind: that's the consistent… — Van Morrison Copy Share Image
Some of the morays have held on. When I was in school, I remember asking the question, "Why is it that whenever… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
“There was something ghost-like and insubstantial about gases to these early chemists. They called liquids that turned into gases easily, "spirits." Methyl… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Stillness empowers. Being able to detach from all external stimulants - social media, social engagements, TV, alcohol, food, etc. - and face… — Romany Malco Copy Share Image
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in… — Syntific Copy Share Image
I am drawn to people that are not going to shy away from the very dark, scary stuff of the human condition… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Good conversation can leave you more exhilarated than alcohol; more refreshed than the theater or a concert. It can bring you entertainment… — Dorothy Sarnoff Copy Share Image
“To begin with, there is an almost compulsive promiscuity associated with homosexual behavior. 75% of homosexual men have more than 100 sexual… — William Lane Craig Copy Share Image
“I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I know this might be broadcast broadly. But I'm 52 years old, and I'm going to admit to you that I've never… — Bryan Stevenson Copy Share Image
Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
On an everyday level, I use alcohol and drugs in general mostly to be in a happier mood, with the people around… — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body,” he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer.” — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I don't drink hard liquor anymore, but I sometimes order Lagavulin just for the smell. It's so good. It's unbelievable. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
