Alcohol Quotes · Page 38

I used to think I was boy until alcohol proves me that I'm to old to be a boy.

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

“[Alcohol] cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

— Hunter S Thompson

The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.

— Tony Finau

Refrain from drink which is the source of all evil-and the ruin of half the workmen in this Country.

— George Washington

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

— Billy Joel

“Alcohol has a remarkable way of making everything seem like a good idea.”

— Elle Kennedy

I tell my kids no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes. But the world is so competitive that if you're stuck on drugs…

— Donald Trump

To be a follower of The Honorable Elijah Mohammed, you have to completely extain from alcohol, or fornication, adultered, killin', stealin', lyin'.…

— Muhammad Ali

I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going…

— George Montgomery

As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice,…

— Barack Obama

I'm not quite Honoré de Balzac, but I can't start without a strong espresso. After an hour and a half or so,…

— Paul Lynch

It's just an inspiring journey in itself to stop drinking this late in my career after abusing alcohol and to have this…

— Ryan Montgomery

Alcohol had a lot to do with it, too, and mental instability. All writers are narcissistic, manic-depressive drug addicts and alcoholics, and…

— T.C. Boyle

My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous…

— Robert E. Lee

“This is a book about alcohol; you can practically smell the gin coming off the pages, the lime, hear the ice clinking,…

— Seth Haines

Have you ever known an alcoholic, a cigarette smoker, or a heroin user to be rational when it came to alcohol, cigarettes,…

— Gary Yourofsky

I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering…

— Johnny Depp

“Their wine was probably the best I’d ever had, and I was quickly coming to the conclusion that the creation of alcohol…

— Terra Whiteman

I think the scariest addiction on this planet is to alcohol. Because alcohol is a very addictive drug, and it ruins families,…

— Brian Molko

I believe capitalism is dying a slow death right now, as you can see with the recession and with the credit crunch…

— Anjem Choudary

I did a little bit of cocaine in the Eighties, courtesy of John Belushi, but fortunately I didn’t like it. But I…

— James Garner

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would…

— George Carlin

An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired…

— Ambrose Bierce

This isn't champagne anymore. We went through the champagne a long time ago. This is serious stuff. The days of champagne are…

— Sam Shepard

The war on drugs is identical to the prohibition of alcohol: all you're doing is making criminals rich and powerful.

— Jesse Ventura

STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.

— Nikhil Saluja

Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest,…

— Charles Bukowski

“Is the alcohol really just making me stupid, or it bringing out something inside of me that I don't want to believe…

— Redmerski J.A

“How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different"…”

— Robert Reed

Drugs and alcohol are not my problem — reality is my problem. Drugs and alcohol are my solution.

— Russell Brand

We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.

— Martin Luther

If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?

— Anonymous

Celebrating anything without alcohol is like watching an adult film on a radio...

— Nashsixtynine

Kept his locker full of weed just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire.

— Todd Rundgren

There was a loophole in the law that said if I was working, I could be in the clubs as long as…

— TyDi

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism

— Anonymous

You're chasing the dragon, you're chasing the high. A bird with one wing, who's still trying to fly.

— Ozzy Osbourne

“My head was dizzy, but what of that? Float, stupid wooden head, and care nothing for tomorrow.”

— Irfan Orga