Alcohol Quotes · Page 40

GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

— Nikhil Saluja

Science could never get you to make alcohol and tobacco legal and marijuana illegal. Only racism can do that.

— Maia Szalavitz

A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

— M. F. K. Fisher

Wish I could exchange my heart for another liver. That way I could drink more and care less.

— Murali Iyengar

A little wine sometimes, that's all. Spirits (are) bad. Alcohol wrong. Herb does grow.

— Bob Marley

I had VODKA with WATER, I got DRUNK. I had WHISKY with WATER, I got DRUNK I had RUM with WATER, I…

— Anonymous

AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again.

— Nikhil Saluja

He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand, and tried to tell himself at last he had become…

— Johnny Cash

“We do not want to believe that we cannot control alcohol and that alcohol is, in truth, controlling and dictating our lives.…

— Liz Hemingway

I think, at a certain point, it's better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts…

— Sharon Stone

Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my…

— Graeme Simsion

Place a substantial meal before a tired man and he will eat with effort and be little better for it at first.…

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“There has never been any art or literature without drink and there never will be…Unless something is done about the matter [prohibition]…

— Joseph Pennell

At that comfortable tavern on Pontchartrain we had a bouillabaisse than which a better was never eaten at Marseilles; and not the…

— William Makepeace Thackeray

It is time to tax and regulate marijuana like alcohol. It is time to end the arrests of so many people and…

— Bernie Sanders

“Far above him a few white clouds were racing windily after a pale gibbous moon. Drink all morning, they said to him,…

— Malcolm Lowry

“I order six shots. I drink the first shot with lemon and salt and talk about Isha for 120 seconds. I drink…

— Saravana Kumar Murugan

“What About Alcohol? Alcohol is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, some studies show that a drink or two a day…

— Ron Rosedale

“...to the race in general, alcohol as been an anodyne, a warmer of the soul, a strengthener of muscle and spirit. It…

— John Steinbeck

I went to Columbia University because they were doing a study on people who suffered from panic attacks, and because I suffered…

— Moby

My mum did encourage me, perhaps most of all by never discouraging me from anything I wanted to do. If you tell…

— George Harrison

In the early days I was incredibly creative and productive - I loved the research trips, I loved the creation and finding…

— John Galliano

“You're walking down Fool's Street, Laura used to say when he was drinking, and she had been right. He had known even…

— Robert F. Young

I remember I thought I should become a doctor, even though I had no talent for science whatsoever. Then of course, until…

— Paul Auster

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

— W. C. Fields

The vast majority of Muslims view the consumption of alcohol or pork as deeply haram.

— Andy Ngo

Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!

— Anonymous

Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination.

— Patrick Kavanagh

But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous.

— Koren Zailckas

If one can create a purposeful, meaningful life then there's no room for drugs or alcohol. It's not on the list anymore.

— Mackenzie Phillips

“Alcohol lowered inhibitions. It didn't create impulses that weren't there.”

— Chelsea Scott

Cocktail shots are a medium where people deny themselves the privilege of enjoying a drink!

— Ajit Balgi

Just as outlawing alcohol did not work in the 1920s, current attempts to prohibit online gambling will not work, either.

— John Conyers

I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.

— Ozzy Osbourne

Friendship is so much healthier than other crutches -alcohol or TV or religious fanaticism. One healthy crutch shouldn't be against the rules.

— Tim Sandlin

I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm.

— Method Man

My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be…

— Betty Ford

I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's

— Dave Dutton

I've developed this ability to hide my feelings..then I drink..and that ability goes down the drain.

— Charlie Peters

There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson