I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
“...alcohol drowns our dreams, silences our beliefs, and relieves us of our responsibilities...” — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
I'm not a great pothead or anything like that... but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
“My father gave me everything he had. Everything I had I gave to alcohol.” — Dmitry Dyatlov Copy Share Image
The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No alcohol, Riley." She nodded at the screen. "How are you liking the twenty-first century?" Riley burped. "The Take That are most… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent… — Sherwood Boehlert Copy Share Image
That's what was wrong with drinking too much. You became immune to drunken delights. There was no solace in liquor. Before you… — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
As the alcohol overcomes my mind, I hear the glass bottle shatter on the floor. This seems appropriate since I have obviously… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Drinking had become Myra's staple answer to all of life’s problems. Sometimes it felt like alcohol had replaced Stephen as Itzy’s second… — Vrinda Pendred Copy Share Image
“Understand now, I'm purely a fiction writer and do not profess to be an earnest student of political science, but I believe… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
There was an Old Person of Brussels, Who lived upon Brandy and Mussels; When he rushed through the town, he knocked most… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
Whether a person is spiritual or not, we all seek to get away from the stress, anger, and anxiety of everyday life.… — Yanni Copy Share Image
The federal government overrules state laws where state laws permit medicinal marijuana for people dying of cancer. The federal government goes in… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
“Take a shower. Wash away every trace of yesterday. Of smells. Of weary skin. Get dressed. Make coffee, windows open, the sun… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
Fred Jr. Trump was great. He was the most handsome person. He was a really smart guy, really, really smart guy. He… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Hindered by asthma since I was six weeks old, I had begun experimenting with my diet and discovered a disquieting correlation. When… — Paul Hawken Copy Share Image
“These guys had names for every conceivable drinking situation. They liked to have a little eye-opener to get themselves going in the… — G.M. Ford Copy Share Image
“That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father's ale. It made you grimace,… — Ned Beauman Copy Share Image
I can do this, I tell myself firmly. I can be attracted to him. It's just a matter of self control and… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with… — James Taylor Copy Share Image
The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“Sam took another sip of the pruno. It went down smoother this time, possibly because he no longer had feeling in his… — Tod Goldberg Copy Share Image
Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
ALCOHOLICS, A big hangover lasts only a day,But our funny,happy,sad,truthful,embarrassing drunken memories will lasts forever!!! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again. — Elton John Copy Share Image
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm on my deathbed, the nicest thing anyone can say to me is, You were right about everything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making. — Steve Mirsky Copy Share Image
Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing! — Don Garlits Copy Share Image
They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought Alchemists avoided alcohol the same way they do primary colors. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped'; growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
