I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
“Why do you fight it?" I whisper. "Because this is wrong. I lost my head for a moment. I'd blame the alcohol… — N. Michaels Copy Share Image
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“The physical effects of alcohol are often one of the least rewarding parts of drinking for addicts.” — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
I got a bad migraine that lasted 3 years, and the pills I took made by fingers disappear. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never think you're on the verge of disaster while you're looking over the edge yourself. It's your friends and family who… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister,… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
After shows my face feels dirty with makeup and sweat, especially in the smaller venues, so it feels good to get back… — Ellie Goulding Copy Share Image
Part of treatment for drugs and alcohol is you abstain from these, but with eating disorders you can't abstain from food so… — Carre Otis Copy Share Image
Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
“Like a great fool, I went ashore with them, and they gave me some cursed stuff they called gin, - such blasphemy… — Edward John Trelawny Copy Share Image
Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I don't really drink, but I've been around a lot of drinking and, at 18, when you start playing in bars, you… — Dwight Yoakam Copy Share Image
Being raised Catholic in a pressure-cooker household besieged by alcohol and bill collectors enforced and heightened a sense of sentry duty in… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
In church I was told that if I so much as smoked a cigarette or tasted alcohol, I’d be damned in hell… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
“One of the obstacles to recognizing chronic mistreatment in relationships is that most abusive men simply don’t seem like abusers. They have… — Lundy Bancroft Copy Share Image
Like too much alcohol,self-consciousness makes us see ourselves double, and we make the double image for two selves - mental and material,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The mistake we make is in thinking rape isn’t premeditated, that it happens by accident somehow, that you’re drunk and you run… — Scaachi Koul Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn't have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and… — Charlie Ergen Copy Share Image
You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I, however, cannot force myself to use "meat drugs" to cheat on my loneliness. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge. — CM Punk Copy Share Image
STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Arab culture had also given mankind the word al-kuhl—the favorite beverage of Harvard freshmen—known as alcohol.” — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
There is no way to discribe the feeling of a child whos parent chose a drug over them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was getting depressed, I was going out, having a few drinks and the worst thing you can do with depression is… — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule 1: If you wake up next to someone congratulate them for liking you at your worse. — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid; but sainthood is also a thing that human… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“Lowkey punchdrunk off this Sangria-sweet love and all it’s prodigious trappings…” — Brandi L. Bates Copy Share Image
I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic. — Sue William Silverman Copy Share Image
The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
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