Alcohol Quotes · Page 20

Herb is the healing of the nation, alcohol is the destruction.

— Anonymous

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

— Anonymous

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?

— Bertrand Russell

It takes a whole lot of medicine for me to pretend I am somebody else.

— Randy Newman

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

— Elton John

“Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”

— Matt Groening

“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.”

— Anthony Liccione

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

— Bill Hicks

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never…

— Winston Churchill

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

— Scott Adams

I don't drink hard liquor anymore, but I sometimes order Lagavulin just for the smell. It's so good. It's unbelievable.

— Johnny Depp

“Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body,” he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer.”

— Jo Nesbø

I used to think I was boy until alcohol proves me that I'm to old to be a boy.

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

“[Alcohol] cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Finley Peter…

— Ovid

I don't abuse my body - I don't drink much alcohol, don't smoke and never have - but that's the same of…

— Morten Harket

“With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will…

— Italo Calvino

Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as…

— Craig Ferguson

'Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy.…

— Christian Louboutin

time stood still. I fell into that beloved space that writers fall into, the reason most write, as it's better than drugs…

— Meg O'Brien

I'm a great self-doubter. I constantly need to prove myself to myself. I've never run to heroin or alcohol to hide that.…

— John Lydon

I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing…

— Craig Ferguson

“You're walking down Fool's Street, Laura used to say when he was drinking, and she had been right. He had known even…

— Robert F. Young

My mum did encourage me, perhaps most of all by never discouraging me from anything I wanted to do. If you tell…

— George Harrison

“What About Alcohol? Alcohol is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, some studies show that a drink or two a day…

— Ron Rosedale

“...to the race in general, alcohol as been an anodyne, a warmer of the soul, a strengthener of muscle and spirit. It…

— John Steinbeck

I went to Columbia University because they were doing a study on people who suffered from panic attacks, and because I suffered…

— Moby

I know it sounds weird, but the food that I eat, it doesn't make a big difference, and it never has. So,…

— Aaron Patzer

My father's life was changed right before my eyes [when he trusted Christ]. It was like someone reached down and switched on…

— Josh McDowell

“Every morning Mrs Eglantine sat at the round bamboo bar of the New Pacific Hotel and drank her breakfast. This consisted of…

— H.E. Bates

I've had my fills of cocaine and pills.

— Elton John

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

— John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

Alcohol isnt the answer, but it sure helps forget the question!..

— Anonymous

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

— Rita Rudner

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.

— Alice Cooper

“God was bored with the humans, so he invented alcohol.”

— John Kenney

Sweet cherry wine, so very fine, take it on down, pass it all around.

— Tommy James

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.

— Rod Stewart