I'm not opposed to the consumption of alcohol. I'm opposed to my kids watching TV at seven o'clock and being told to… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
“What sort of place lets you drive and vote and fuck before it lets you drink a beer?” ~Mark Cooper” — Lisa Henry Copy Share Image
About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze. — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
Talking about my addiction to alcohol is therapeutic. Most definitely telling everyone about it is as well. — Walker Hayes Copy Share Image
I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first. — Jay Presson Allen Copy Share Image
“In many ways, a sleep-deprived brain acts like a brain under the influence of alcohol.” — Penelope A. Lewis Copy Share Image
“No amount of alcohol or any illegal substance would make me touch him.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
We keep grinning 'til the weekend comes, just a pinch between your cheek and gum, all night long. — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
Heaven knows that alcohol is the worst thing in the world, but it's debatable whether cocaine is worse than caffeine or whether… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any… — John Hunter Copy Share Image
I stayed away from drugs, I never smoked a pipe. When I wanna get high, I smoke the mic. I never did… — Kool Moe Dee Copy Share Image
One of the penalties of being president of the United States is that you must subsist for four years without drinking anything… — A. J. P. Taylor Copy Share Image
In the 1920s, we thought the problems associated with alcohol could be solved by police and jails. Prohibition taught us we were… — Rodney S. Quinn Copy Share Image
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo just signed a bill that bans powdered alcohol from the state. So if you live in New… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
No, no, no, I don't snort no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it only… — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves… — Bill W Copy Share Image
As a child I was a good boy. Even if I wasn't playing tennis I don't think I'd have done things like… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
In general, it can be said that no contemplative life is possible without ascetic self-discipline. One must learn to survive without the… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
“You know, you own a bar and you don't keep alcohol at home," she said, breathless. "I could have had a shot--it… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
I write less about alcohol, less and less and less. You 're an addict - so of course you write about the… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I know he did horrible things in the jungle. Things no amount of alcohol or pills could erase. War stains soldiers, all… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
No substance in nature, as far as yet known, has, when it reaches the brain, such power to induce mental and moral… — Timothy Shay Arthur Copy Share Image
“Come boy, and pour for me a cup Of old Falernian. Fill it up With wine, strong, sparkling, bright, and clear; Our… — Catullus Copy Share Image
Despite popular opinion, there are no important parallels between Madonna and Monroe, who was a virtuoso comedienne but who was in secure,… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image