'Tis not the eating, nor 'tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess — John Selden Copy Share Image
“too much alcohol hampers people's ability to parent. That's why I've chosen to remain childless.” — Kyra Davis Copy Share Image
I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth. — Dawn French Copy Share Image
TEMPER TANTRUMS: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 6: If someone buys you a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
'Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy. — Christian Louboutin Copy Share Image
“You are giving up nothing! You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.” — Liz Hemingway Copy Share Image
Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped,… — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
My mom could have been a CEO of any company. She was very organized, very strict. She showed us the importance of… — Perry Bellegarde Copy Share Image
The Seven Commandments: Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because of the… — Michael Badnarik Copy Share Image
As for drugs, it annoys me that people think it's the worst thing in the world compared with, say, not paying your… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal… — Michael Botticelli Copy Share Image
There is little that can be said about most economic goods. A toothbrush does little but clean teeth. Aspirin does little but… — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
We live in a culture of quick fixes. We want to feel better and we want to feel better now. I believe… — Sheila Walsh Copy Share Image
“Attempts to locate oneself within history are as natural, and as absurd, as attempts to locate oneself within astronomy. On the day… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I got messed up between my fight with Ken Norton and my fight with Larry Holmes; I got messed up with alcohol.… — Gerry Cooney Copy Share Image
“We named the bar The Bar. "People will think we're ironic instead of creatively bankrupt," my sister reasoned. Yes, we thought we… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
You can accept or reject the way you are treated by other people, but until you heal the wounds of your past,… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
In the dream of approaching forty I saw myself as about to die and realized that I was no longer myself, but… — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
The medical device tags that are being used [in the USA] are a terrible mistake. Why are we taxing people for trying… — Bill Walton Copy Share Image
The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do. — Eric Hodgins Copy Share Image
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image