Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It keeps you fit - the alcohol, nasty women, sweat on stage, bad food - it's all very good for you. — Bon Scott Copy Share Image
Drunkeness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness. — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I work very hard to keep on an even keel as far as alcohol is concerned. — Trisha Goddard Copy Share Image
No time for drug addiction, no time for smoke or booze. Too strong for a shortened life span, I've got no time… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
If I'm using drugs and alcohol, it means that I've given up on my fullest potential. — Macklemore Copy Share Image
My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for all three. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
“She thought the jimster (Jack Daniels) would cure whatever was wrong with her- whatever made her feel like she was in a… — Lucinda Rosenfeld Copy Share Image
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I—I don’t drink,” said Shina. The Captain clicked her tongue. “Well, I don’t know your life,” she said, “but that might be… — Emily Foster Copy Share Image
Will African-Americans break away from the pack thinking and reject immorality-- because that's the reason the family's breaking apart--alcohol, drugs, infidelity. You… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
We all build internal sea walls to keep at bay the sadnesses of life and the often overwhelming forces within our minds.… — Kay Redfield Jamison Copy Share Image
“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. His wife and children may be shoeless; someone… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
In the back of my mind for many years, I had always felt that my relationship with alcohol, although seemingly harmless was… — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
“My problem was not only drinking; it was selfishness. The booze was leading me to put myself ahead of others, especially my… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Alcohol and drugs are not the problems; they are what people are using to help themselves cope with the problems. Those problems… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
Mom had just gotten back from Sydney, and she had brought me an immense, surpassingly blue butterfly, Papilio ulysses, mounted in a… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
When you become rich and famous and you get a lot of attention, very few people get to go through that cycle… — Kelly Cutrone Copy Share Image
“as i discovered, the path to sobriety is a precarious, complex journey. you obviously want to purge yourself of something that has… — Lou Gramm Copy Share Image
“I find that when people laugh it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Food during my early years was a very difficult issue for me. I grew up in an addictive family. My mother had… — Tom Vilsack Copy Share Image
When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this.… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Alcohol does not a change a person’s fundamental value system. People’s personalities when intoxicated, even though somewhat altered, still bear some relationship… — Lundy Bancroft Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch -… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is only after the intellect collapses that any true communication exists.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am crying because the alcohol has stripped away everything that was holding me together.” — Addie Zierman Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to be served or not. — Betty Ford Copy Share Image
