A few drinks later you're not so choosy when the closing lights strip off the shadows on this strange new flesh you've… — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather… — Luis Bunuel Copy Share Image
Photography, like alcohol, should only be allowed to those who can do without it. — Walter Sickert Copy Share Image
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air. — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
I used to be the occasional social drinker earlier. But now my intake of alcohol has ceased completely. I want to be… — Yo Yo Honey Singh Copy Share Image
Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug… — Ian Botham Copy Share Image
The lesson has already been learned with alcohol prohibition. We tried to engineer an alcohol-free society and ended up with huge criminal… — Kurt Schmoke Copy Share Image
And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
“As a lover or a dipsomaniac, I've no doubt of your being a most fascinating specimen. But as a combiner of forms,… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“And when he got home he started on Mumma. He hated her then, because in her fatness and untidiness and drabness she… — Ruth Park Copy Share Image
When I drank, I had a very different attitude towards my playing. It was sloppier but I kind of liked it that… — Mick Mars Copy Share Image
I propose to provide proof... that just as always an alcoholic ferment, the yeast of beer, is found where sugar is converted… — Louis Pasteur Copy Share Image
Alcohol is certainly one of the most abused drugs since ever and ever, since Dionysus. They say have a glass of wine… — Laura Huxley Copy Share Image
When Prohibition was introduced, I hoped that it would be widely supported by public opinion and the day would soon come when… — John D. Rockefeller Copy Share Image
I think a lot of us who had these oddly shaped childhoods, in some ways we're hyper-capable. We're able to take care… — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
“For more than a century-and-a-half, Europeans had been killing North American Indians with firewater… Now, in the first decades of the nineteenth… — Earle Gray Copy Share Image
“The others would then fall silent and she would continue about doped gallium arsenide detectors, or the ethanol content of the galactic… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you something you probably already know. It's that second cork that should remain in the neck of the bottle.… — Dorothea Benton Frank Copy Share Image
We believe, and so suggested a few years ago, that the action of alcohol on these chronic alcoholics is a manifestation of… — William Duncan Silkworth Copy Share Image
ALCOHOL? What is that? Sorry, that's not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskeypedia! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I'm hooked my friend to the boy who makes slaves out of men, and oh believe me, flying high in a friendly… — Marvin Gaye Copy Share Image
The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard. — Charles Stuart Calverley Copy Share Image
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“It was like a million fireworks exploding inside me, filling my veins with starlight.” — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Please pass me the peace weed, and take some heed. Throw away all that mixed up speed. — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
Addiction to food is unfortunately really grave, also to alcohol or to anything else. — Laura Huxley Copy Share Image
I don't drink alcohol, I don't smoke and if I go out to a movie I like to watch things that are… — Judith Durham Copy Share Image
Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either. — John Gay Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic... — Gouravchauhan777 Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best Copy Share Image
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you. — Daniel Fried Copy Share Image
