WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he's gotten into the Scotch.” — Robert Crais Copy Share Image
Reasoning with a drunkard is like Going under water with a torch to seek for a drowning man. — Thiruvalluvar Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I don't have hardly any caffeine, I don't drink alcohol and I watch my red meat intake. My diet at the minute… — Jayne Middlemiss Copy Share Image
Even after several hospitalizations for alcohol and drug-related nervous breakdowns, poet Edna St. Vincent Millay defined sobriety as restricting her daily intake… — Judith Thurman Copy Share Image
I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous,… — Clive James Copy Share Image
Ozzy, God bless him, is super talented. He is a great man. He is a man of heart and soul and goodwill.… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“The ceremonial differentiation of the dietary is best seen in the use of intoxicating beverages and narcotics. If these articles of consumption… — Thorstein Veblen Copy Share Image
Life has to keep going, so you can either be a victim the rest of your life and let it drag you… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Here I am on the shore of Brittany. Let the cities light up in the evening. My day is done. I am… — Arthur Rimbaud Copy Share Image
I do a lot of drug and alcohol speaking with people to stop addictions. I'm not a Bible-thumper. I don't preach like… — Sam Childers Copy Share Image
I had to de-program myself. From myself. Had to reinvent rituals of purification. So full of the vagrant pollutions of others. It… — Lydia Lunch Copy Share Image
I don't understand why we have laws that prevent someone from walking a school campus and selling alcohol or drugs but somehow… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
Anyone who believes in the natural and inalienable rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is obliged to accept that… — Sheldon Richman Copy Share Image
I don’t like water. I drink Diet Coke. Nor do I smoke, or drink alcohol or even sip a café. I don’t… — Emmanuelle Alt Copy Share Image
ALCOHOLICS, A big hangover lasts only a day,But our funny,happy,sad,truthful,embarrassing drunken memories will lasts forever!!! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with… — James Taylor Copy Share Image
DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“Sam took another sip of the pruno. It went down smoother this time, possibly because he no longer had feeling in his… — Tod Goldberg Copy Share Image
The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
I have never met anyone who is addicted to alcohol who isn't drinking for a lot of dead spirits! — Robert Moss Copy Share Image
I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
“...alcohol drowns our dreams, silences our beliefs, and relieves us of our responsibilities...” — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
I'm not a great pothead or anything like that... but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
“My father gave me everything he had. Everything I had I gave to alcohol.” — Dmitry Dyatlov Copy Share Image
The true meaning of the precepts is that one should refrain not only from drinking alcohol but also from getting drunk on… — Bassui Tokusho Copy Share Image
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I don't think girls realize that alcohol is just the worst for the skin. — Carole Radziwill Copy Share Image
