Alcohol Quotes · Page 28

“His touch is more intoxicating than any kind and combination of alcohol...”

— Kiran Joshi

Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.

— Bare Naked Ladies

I play way too much blitz chess. It rots the brain just as surely as alcohol.

— Nigel Short

At Linfox we have zero tolerance. If any alcohol or drugs are found in any drivers' blood, they are instantly dismissed.

— Lindsay Fox

Alcohol causes a lot of problems, and then to solve these problems, you drink more.

— Gary Shteyngart

[In Europe] they're really interested in you drinking their alcohol and eating their food and showing you around.

— Nina Nastasia

“Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.”

— Amit Kalantri

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

— Douglas Adams

I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the…

— Bill Hicks

We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact…

— Neneh Cherry

When I'm alcohol-free now and even to see the world around me, I appreciate it, but I never truly enjoy too much…

— Stan Getz

Islam doesn't try to destroy cultures; it cleans them up. You can keep your language but get rid of your racist speech.…

— Nouman Ali Khan

So at the end of the day, our number 1 goal, our top priority, is to motivate American youngsters to reject the…

— Barry McCaffrey

Every time I'd go out drinking I was looking for something new. But it was the same every time. I'd wake up…

— James Hetfield

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not…

— Terry Pratchett

What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…

— Jack Handey

It seems The Journal of Neurology reports that the longer you smoke, the less likely you are to develop Parkinson's disease. So…

— Jay Leno

Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight…

— Christopher Hitchens

This is my drink. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My drink is my best friend. It is…

— Nurija Hamidovic

I have observed several hundred salespeople who were taught to use deceptive practices like 'bait and switch' and encouraged to play negotiation…

— Ron Willingham

I am deeply sensitive to the spell of nationalism. I can play about thirty Bohemian folk songs ... on my mouth-organ. My…

— Ernest Gellner

from one minute to the next the present is merely an honorary past. It must be filled unceasingly anew to dissemble the…

— Simone de Beauvoir

“Booze makes you stupid and like it. It makes you fall around and not care. And eventually, stupid is the only way…

— pleasefindthis

We took the traditional lands and smashed the traditional way of life. We brought the diseases and the alcohol. We committed the…

— Paul Keating

“He had probably been thrown out of a wine shop, and it hadn't quite dawned on him yet.”

— Kafka, Franz

I'll be a good boy, please make me well. I promise you anything, get me out of this hell. Cold turkey has…

— John Lennon

It's been about a week without alcohol of any kind. I'm enjoying my new, clean-living lifestyle.

— Anthony Bourdain

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at…

— Penn Jillette

But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions.

— Jack Herer

We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol.

— John Mortimer

For me, alcohol has this endless fascination that there's this substance that can enhance life so beautifully and destroy it so completely.

— Jonathan Miles

I'm anti-drugs, 100 percent. I don't like drugs or alcohol. I never did either of the two, and I don't plan on it.

— Hopsin

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.

— Mercedes McCambridge

“Alcohol is the only drug on earth you have to justify NOT taking (Page xix)”

— Annie Grace

I don't drink at lunchtime because I'm very weak at alcohol like most Asians.

— Ha-Joon Chang

There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped'; growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of…

— Graham Greene

The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives.

— David Letterman

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!

— Don Garlits

They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.

— Anonymous

I thought Alchemists avoided alcohol the same way they do primary colors.

— Richelle Mead